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Police: Suspect's overwhelming gas shuts down interrogation
ABC 33/40 ^ | 10 NOVEMBER 2017 | AP

Posted on 11/10/2017 8:44:10 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence. A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."

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TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: biologicalweapons; criminals; farts; flatulence; fumes; gas; interrogations; interrogators; letherrip; vapors; workhazard
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To: zerosix

An Inconvenient Toot...


41 posted on 11/11/2017 2:43:31 AM PST by PTBAA
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

“This case stinks”, said the Detective.


42 posted on 11/11/2017 2:45:01 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

It will pass.


43 posted on 11/11/2017 3:02:34 AM PST by BeauBo
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Confucius say, “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”


44 posted on 11/11/2017 3:25:00 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

It’s their fault for wanting him to drag up the past. So he added special effects.


45 posted on 11/11/2017 3:28:45 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

No doubt he had eaten two Death Dogs from the local 7-11 store .


46 posted on 11/11/2017 3:36:37 AM PST by Lionheartusa1 ()-: There is nothing DEMOCRATIC about the democrat party ,, stop using that term :-()
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Not a good CYA strategy at all.


47 posted on 11/11/2017 3:40:30 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: exit82

First belly laugh I’ve had in a while...thanks


48 posted on 11/11/2017 4:42:47 AM PST by gettinolder
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To: Maudeen

my bratty son and his bratty friends would burp incessantly


49 posted on 11/11/2017 5:00:21 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: gettinolder

Still makes me laugh,even after 43 years.

Comedic genius, as is most of that movie.


50 posted on 11/11/2017 5:02:15 AM PST by exit82 (The opposition has already been Trumped!)
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To: sparklite2

“That’s the difference between guys and gals.
A girl would say there’s something wrong with
this man’s intestines. But to a guy, it’s more
like recreation.”

What the suspect failed to realise is that under the Guy Code the investigator now OWES the suspect one fart of equal or greater odor.
This debt NEVER drops off the books and remains until discharged.
The Code must be adhered to.
Western civilization hangs in the balance.


51 posted on 11/11/2017 5:13:05 AM PST by oldvirginian (The older i get the less i care what people think of me, therefore the more i enjoy life.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Offer him a cigarette, lay the lighter out of his reach and make for the door.
BAROOM!


52 posted on 11/11/2017 5:48:59 AM PST by Vinnie
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

At least it was a “flutterblaster”. I hate those “creepers” that give no warning until you realize that you’re trapped and there is no way to get the smell out of your clothes.


53 posted on 11/11/2017 5:58:26 AM PST by SanchoP
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To: yldstrk

Mr. Inspectorette and I had the misfortune to get into an elevator with a boy who appeared to be about 13 or 14. We were on the sixth floor going all the way down to the lobby of the hotel. The kid cut a silent but deadly - I thought I was going to throw up. The rotten kid had an evil smirk on his face all the way down.


54 posted on 11/11/2017 6:23:55 AM PST by Inspectorette
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Sounds like family dinner with my brothers.


55 posted on 11/11/2017 8:03:57 AM PST by Albion Wilde (I was not elected to continue a failed system. I was elected to change it. --Donald J. Trump)
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To: aynrandfreak
What are you going to do, arrest me for farting?


It depends on where you are...:^)

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/26877682/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/charge-dropped-against-man-accused-farting/#.Wgct5tJe5hE

This one is funny -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvBHOzcTQbY

56 posted on 11/11/2017 9:07:53 AM PST by az_gila
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

Sounds like biological warfare to me..


57 posted on 11/11/2017 11:57:09 AM PST by Trillian
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

“Do you want a lawyer or a plug for your behind?”


58 posted on 11/11/2017 12:02:23 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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