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Police: Suspect's overwhelming gas shuts down interrogation
ABC 33/40 ^
| 10 NOVEMBER 2017
| AP
Posted on 11/10/2017 8:44:10 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence. A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."
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TOPICS: Food; Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: biologicalweapons; criminals; farts; flatulence; fumes; gas; interrogations; interrogators; letherrip; vapors; workhazard
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I wonder if they could pile on an EPA emissions charge for contributing to global warming?
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posted on
11/10/2017 9:16:50 PM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: bar sin·is·ter
I can’t hold it in- it could be very bad for my health!
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posted on
11/10/2017 9:16:58 PM PST
by
ichabod1
(Smoke does not mean fire when someone threw a smoke grenade.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
11/10/2017 9:22:33 PM PST
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Uh, wheres Algore when you really need him?
Throw the book at the perp for contributing to global warming - on purpose!
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posted on
11/10/2017 9:26:02 PM PST
by
zerosix
(Native Sunflower)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I predict countless cell mates for this crepitater.
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posted on
11/10/2017 9:37:31 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: bar sin·is·ter
That’s the difference between guys and gals.
A girl would say there’s something wrong with
this man’s intestines. But to a guy, it’s more
like recreation.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
11/10/2017 9:44:05 PM PST
by
Michael.SF.
(Women who are 25 pounds overweight tend to live longer than the men who mention it.)
To: sparklite2
A little girl with teenage brothers is an exception. I recently walked into the living room and said, It smells awful! (The dog) must have been farting!
My beautiful four year old daughter replied matter of factly,No, I was.
My 18 year old son found the exchange hilarious.
Some days its like living in a locker room.
To: NorthstarMom
To: NorthstarMom
My Westie stepped outside to get the neighborhood under control tonight, started barking, and let go a high-pitched squeeling fart. He spun around in shock and stared at me. I just cracked up. Best laugh of the day.
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posted on
11/10/2017 10:14:02 PM PST
by
bluejean
(The lunatics are running the asylum)
To: bluejean
Two small dogs, Duke and Suzy.
Duke would fart, Suzy would come running
over to see what that noise was, Duke
would react to Suzy’s excitement, then
they’d both run out sniffing madly
to find where the monster must have gone.
To: bluejean
Sure... blame it on the dog!
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posted on
11/10/2017 10:21:13 PM PST
by
Garth Tater
(Gone Galt and I ain't coming back.)
To: exit82
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posted on
11/10/2017 10:53:27 PM PST
by
aquila48
To: bar sin·is·ter
Happens all the time in the classrooms across America!
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posted on
11/10/2017 11:03:04 PM PST
by
Maudeen
(There is no such thing as a casual Christian.)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
11/10/2017 11:53:15 PM PST
by
AZLiberty
(The logical endpoint of "zero-tolerance history" is zero history.)
To: bar sin·is·ter
A member of The Order of The Blue Flame?
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posted on
11/10/2017 11:54:00 PM PST
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
11/10/2017 11:57:46 PM PST
by
Migraine
((A smartass who is right can be downright funny. A smartass who is wrong is just a smartass.))
To: ichabod1
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posted on
11/10/2017 11:58:13 PM PST
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a Doctor and I won't touch that thing!)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
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posted on
11/11/2017 12:00:25 AM PST
by
timestax
To: bluejean
Well that makes two of us then because I just got a good belly laugh from your story. My dogs crack me up all the time. Sometimes I wonder if they know they are being such hams.
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posted on
11/11/2017 12:44:36 AM PST
by
Boomer
(It'sOK2BWhite)
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