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To: bar sin·is·ter

That’s the difference between guys and gals.
A girl would say there’s something wrong with
this man’s intestines. But to a guy, it’s more
like recreation.


26 posted on 11/10/2017 9:39:37 PM PST by sparklite2 (-)
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To: sparklite2

A little girl with teenage brothers is an exception. I recently walked into the living room and said, “It smells awful! (The dog) must have been farting!”

My beautiful four year old daughter replied matter of factly,”No, I was.”

My 18 year old son found the exchange hilarious.

Some days it’s like living in a locker room.


28 posted on 11/10/2017 9:47:48 PM PST by NorthstarMom
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To: sparklite2

“That’s the difference between guys and gals.
A girl would say there’s something wrong with
this man’s intestines. But to a guy, it’s more
like recreation.”

What the suspect failed to realise is that under the Guy Code the investigator now OWES the suspect one fart of equal or greater odor.
This debt NEVER drops off the books and remains until discharged.
The Code must be adhered to.
Western civilization hangs in the balance.


51 posted on 11/11/2017 5:13:05 AM PST by oldvirginian (The older i get the less i care what people think of me, therefore the more i enjoy life.)
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