Posted on 11/10/2017 8:44:10 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence. A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."
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An Inconvenient Toot...
“This case stinks”, said the Detective.
It will pass.
Confucius say, “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
It’s their fault for wanting him to drag up the past. So he added special effects.
No doubt he had eaten two Death Dogs from the local 7-11 store .
Not a good CYA strategy at all.
First belly laugh I’ve had in a while...thanks
my bratty son and his bratty friends would burp incessantly
Still makes me laugh,even after 43 years.
Comedic genius, as is most of that movie.
“That’s the difference between guys and gals.
A girl would say there’s something wrong with
this man’s intestines. But to a guy, it’s more
like recreation.”
What the suspect failed to realise is that under the Guy Code the investigator now OWES the suspect one fart of equal or greater odor.
This debt NEVER drops off the books and remains until discharged.
The Code must be adhered to.
Western civilization hangs in the balance.
Offer him a cigarette, lay the lighter out of his reach and make for the door.
BAROOM!
At least it was a “flutterblaster”. I hate those “creepers” that give no warning until you realize that you’re trapped and there is no way to get the smell out of your clothes.
Mr. Inspectorette and I had the misfortune to get into an elevator with a boy who appeared to be about 13 or 14. We were on the sixth floor going all the way down to the lobby of the hotel. The kid cut a silent but deadly - I thought I was going to throw up. The rotten kid had an evil smirk on his face all the way down.
Sounds like family dinner with my brothers.
It depends on where you are...:^)
This one is funny -
Sounds like biological warfare to me..
“Do you want a lawyer or a plug for your behind?”
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