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Oregon police respond to report of cat armed with gun-shaped stick
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| April 27, 2017
| Daniel Uria
Posted on 04/27/2017 11:48:13 AM PDT by JoeProBono
Police in Oregon issued a "verbal warning" to a cat reportedly seen armed with a gun-shaped stick.
Newport Oregon Police Department shared a photo of a black and white cat perched in a tree with its paw draped over a stick that appeared to resemble an automatic rifle.
Officers responded to the scene and were ultimately able to determine the cat did not pose any real threat.
"Reports of an armed cat this morning were unfounded," police said. "The feline was contacted by our canine and was determined to be in possession of a non-lethal branch."
The officers ended the tongue-in-cheek post by stating the cat had been apprehended and charged with several offenses.
"The cat was given a verbal warning for posing with what could be mistaken as an assault rifle while wearing poor camouflage attire," police said.
TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cat; gun; kittyping
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To: JoeProBono
Could be the start of an arms race
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:50:41 AM PDT
by
Mount Athos
(A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:51:52 AM PDT
by
Ciaphas Cain
(The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
To: JoeProBono
#FakeNews . . . this time. Next time around though . . .
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:52:12 AM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: JoeProBono
But yet this five year old girl was suspended from school because she picked up a small twig that some a$$inine teacher said it looked like a gun.
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:52:28 AM PDT
by
SkyDancer
(You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:57:26 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: JoeProBono
This ought to be a real fun thread ...
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:57:46 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: JoeProBono
The UC Berkeley police would definitely be afraid to respond to this threat .
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:58:53 AM PDT
by
Lionheartusa1
()-: ISIS is Islam without the lipstick :-()
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:59:06 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: Ciaphas Cain
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posted on
04/27/2017 11:59:48 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: JoeProBono
Every good sniper needs a spotter ...
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:00:05 PM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: Pollster1
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:01:46 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:02:02 PM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:04:31 PM PDT
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: wattojawa
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:07:18 PM PDT
by
lightman
(Trump = A glorious amalgamation of Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan!)
To: JoeProBono; LucyT; Viking2002
OMG!
A Viking Kitty has gone rogue?
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:08:22 PM PDT
by
Candor7
(Obama Fascism (http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html))
To: SkyDancer
What? Did this crazyness happen? Or is it more fake news? It’s getting to a point where I don’t know what to believe.
To: JoeProBono
Always great when a cop has a sense of humor.
I once called the police because a donut from a convenience store gave off a strong, foul odor, once I bit into it and pierced the chocolate coating.
The police and I figured out it was probably mold (yes, I did feel a little silly) and not product tampering. But they removed the product from the shelves and sent it to a lab to be sure.
The cop told me: “Seriously, though... don’t get your donuts from a convenience store. We’re experts, and there’s a reason we always hang out at the Dunkin’ Donuts.”
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:13:12 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: JoeProBono
Where’s the photo of the cat looking through the sight going “Pew! Pew! Pew!”
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:14:05 PM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: JoeProBono
"Gentlemen, all of our training has led to this moment!"
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posted on
04/27/2017 12:14:40 PM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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