Always great when a cop has a sense of humor.
I once called the police because a donut from a convenience store gave off a strong, foul odor, once I bit into it and pierced the chocolate coating.
The police and I figured out it was probably mold (yes, I did feel a little silly) and not product tampering. But they removed the product from the shelves and sent it to a lab to be sure.
The cop told me: “Seriously, though... don’t get your donuts from a convenience store. We’re experts, and there’s a reason we always hang out at the Dunkin’ Donuts.”