Aye Caramba!
1 posted on
04/17/2017 12:39:11 PM PDT by
aomagrat
To: aomagrat
>>Drunk Chihuahua found in car; man arrested<<
As usual, the human gets in trouble and the dog goes scot-free.
This species based bigotry has to END!
2 posted on
04/17/2017 12:42:11 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(The Civil Rights movement compared content of their character to skin color and chose the latter)
To: aomagrat
To: aomagrat
I just gave a Birthday card with a Pic of a Chihuahua with his nose in a full wine glass.
Caption says: “Oh great! Now the dog can’t drive”
4 posted on
04/17/2017 12:44:13 PM PDT by
G Larry
(There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
To: aomagrat
5 posted on
04/17/2017 12:45:11 PM PDT by
Rusty0604
To: aomagrat
6 posted on
04/17/2017 12:45:45 PM PDT by
SkyDancer
(The 3 most common expressions in aviation are, 'Why is it doing that?, 'Where are we?' and 'Oh Crap')
To: aomagrat
Just don’t give him a silver hammer.
7 posted on
04/17/2017 12:46:20 PM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Beware of strong drink. It may cause you to shoot at tax collectors . . . and miss.)
To: aomagrat
If getting your chihuahua drunk is wrong I don’t want to be right.
8 posted on
04/17/2017 12:48:17 PM PDT by
discostu
(Stand up and be counted, for what you are about to receive.)
To: aomagrat
Gilbert Roland did it best in the movies: “Aye Chihuahua!”.
9 posted on
04/17/2017 12:49:11 PM PDT by
TaMoDee
(Go Pack Go! The Pack will be back in 2017!)
To: aomagrat
How old was he in dog years?.....................
10 posted on
04/17/2017 12:51:17 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Ending a sentence with a preposition is nothing to be afraid of........)
To: aomagrat
It’s “Dogs Anonymous” for that pooch!
To: aomagrat
I hate when my dog gets drunk climbs in my car and get me arrested.
14 posted on
04/17/2017 12:57:22 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: aomagrat
Only thing worse than a Chihuahua is a Jack Russell Terrier. Drunk or sober.
17 posted on
04/17/2017 1:08:17 PM PDT by
donozark
(Lock HER up! Lock HIM up! Kick 'em out! Build the wall! GO TRUMP!!)
To: aomagrat
We used to give whiskey to dogs when I was in Nam. They would stumble around for about a minute and then fall asleep. Very boring. No one did it more than once and it didn’t take much whiskey either.
20 posted on
04/17/2017 1:30:48 PM PDT by
Seruzawa
(I keel you V1orga feelthy.)
To: aomagrat
Maxwell, the Chihuahua, has a scary story to tell.
“A gentleman was intoxicated in a car and I guess had vodka in the car that spilled, and Maxwell got into it and drank some,”
Never believe the story of a drunk chihuahua......
To: aomagrat
Next, I knew Chihuahuas couldn’t hold their liquor. St. Bernard, on the other hand...That is why they have a liquor barrel..:-)
23 posted on
04/17/2017 1:50:02 PM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-))
To: aomagrat
Oh the Huge Manitee! Guy is in his car drunk, could have killed someone, but the drunk 3 pound dog is the story. Little guy must have run out of tequila.
27 posted on
04/17/2017 2:08:24 PM PDT by
subterfuge
(Build the damn wall...)
To: aomagrat
What will we do with a drunk chihuahua?
What will we do with a drunk chihuahua?
What will we do with a drunk chihuahua?
Early in the morning!
To: aomagrat
31 posted on
04/17/2017 5:11:40 PM PDT by
TomServo
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