Posted on 02/08/2017 1:41:18 PM PST by nickcarraway
Viktoria Ivachyova decided to turn herself into a human hot water bottle for hire after being inspired by a book with a character that did the same No-one really likes getting in a cold bed, so one entrepreneurial Russian woman charges men to get between their chilly sheets and get them all cosy.
And she says she leaves behind what she calls a positive energy to ensure a good night's sleep.
Viktoria Ivachyova, 21, says she is a human bed-warmer for hire.
She charges £65 per night or £1,350 per month to lay in strangers’ beds for an hour to ensure they are nice and warm when they turn in.
And customers are already lining up to pay her for the bizarre service.
Now Viktoria is putting together a team of female bed warmers to keep up with demand.
She tells clients they can be in the room while she warms their bed, but there is to be no physical contact between them.
To enforce these rules, she carries a panic button to call for a security team in case anyone decides they want more than they paid for.
After booking a slot, she arrives before their bedtime, puts on her pyjamas and lays on their bed for an hour. The client is allowed to talk to her during this time, if they want to.
Viktoria says she’s a great listener, and some men even chat about their problems.
After listening to one depressed man, she said in the morning he called her again and said: "Vika, you’re magic. Today I woke up, and I want to live."
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
This thread needs more pictues.
Liberals need bedpans, not bed warmers.
Whatever happened to the old reliable electric blanket on a timer?
Gee, my wife gets that from me for FREE.
Nope. not buying it.
If you want a bedwarmer for life, get married. Mine is still working after 44 years. We took out a lifetime guaranty when we got married. Met 45 years ago this week.
All was fine until she started eating crackers in my bed.
That’s when I kicked her out.
WTF!!??!
Genius.
She’s a bed warmer? Just seems a nicer way of phrasing what I think she’s really doing.
King David’s bedwarmer....
1 Kings 1:1-4
[1] Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat.
[2] Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.
[3] So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the coasts of Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the king.
[4] And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not.
Congrats
I bought my newest hot water bottle from Boots in London last year...It only cost me 4 pounds...about $5...
The only problem is women tend to get mad at you, if you use the dutch oven method of warming the bed.
Replace your flannel sheets with fleece sheets. Warm to the touch the instant you make contact. Done.
Is she cheaper than professional bed wetter Sarah Silverman?
I didn’t think bedwarmers for hire are new. In fact, I thought it was the world’s oldest profession.
Well done and may God bless you both. The missus and I met 30 years ago this August, and are headed for our 28th anniversary in three weeks.
Still the best bed-warmer God ever created!
No that $65 is only the bed cover charge...the frills are extra...
That’s capitalism for you.
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