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1 posted on 02/08/2017 1:41:18 PM PST by nickcarraway
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This thread needs more pictues.


2 posted on 02/08/2017 1:42:26 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (Lock her up!)
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Liberals need bedpans, not bed warmers.


3 posted on 02/08/2017 1:42:37 PM PST by rfp1234 (DinosorosExtinction)
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Whatever happened to the old reliable electric blanket on a timer?


4 posted on 02/08/2017 1:43:20 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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Gee, my wife gets that from me for FREE.


5 posted on 02/08/2017 1:44:37 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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If you want a bedwarmer for life, get married. Mine is still working after 44 years. We took out a lifetime guaranty when we got married. Met 45 years ago this week.


7 posted on 02/08/2017 1:45:30 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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All was fine until she started eating crackers in my bed.

That’s when I kicked her out.


8 posted on 02/08/2017 1:45:36 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (It's Donald Trump's America and we're just living in it.)
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She’s a bed warmer? Just seems a nicer way of phrasing what I think she’s really doing.


10 posted on 02/08/2017 1:46:55 PM PST by MeganC (BOYCOTT Nancy Pelosi's Auberge de Soleil!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!)
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I bought my newest hot water bottle from Boots in London last year...It only cost me 4 pounds...about $5...


13 posted on 02/08/2017 1:48:08 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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Replace your flannel sheets with fleece sheets. Warm to the touch the instant you make contact. Done.


15 posted on 02/08/2017 1:48:47 PM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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Is she cheaper than professional bed wetter Sarah Silverman?


16 posted on 02/08/2017 1:48:55 PM PST by x
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I didn’t think bedwarmers for hire are new. In fact, I thought it was the world’s oldest profession.


17 posted on 02/08/2017 1:49:25 PM PST by colorado tanker
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Bleh ... about thirty years ago, I got a bedwarmer who stays all night. And physical contact is definitely allowed ...


21 posted on 02/08/2017 1:51:39 PM PST by NorthMountain (New York Post is fake news)
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22 posted on 02/08/2017 1:53:36 PM PST by wastedyears (President of the United States Donald J. Trump)
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Does she snore?


24 posted on 02/08/2017 1:54:10 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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If someone wants a warm bed I’ll come over and take a dump on top of it for you. I’ll charge less than this broad charges, too.


25 posted on 02/08/2017 1:54:31 PM PST by Alberta's Child ("Yo, bartender -- Jobu needs a refill!")
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Nice idea, but ask her to keep it simple. Make sure she has showered first and is not lying on your mattress, her body glazed in hot Coconut oils with a touches of Eau du Lily perfume sprinkled here and there.


26 posted on 02/08/2017 1:55:04 PM PST by lee martell
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You would think the most efficient professional bed warmers would be 300lbs +. More surface area warmed faster, more beds visited and warmed per night.

Maybe I am missing something here...

Freegards


27 posted on 02/08/2017 2:02:23 PM PST by Ransomed
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It will start out OK, but before long she'll take it for granted and be eating pretzels and crackers in bed; getting crumbs all over the place, and I'll just have to let her go. 😊
28 posted on 02/08/2017 2:02:33 PM PST by Tucker39 (In giving us The Christ, God gave us the ONE thing we desperately NEEDED; a Savior.)
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Viktoria Ivachyova, 21, says she is a human bed-warmer for hire.

So, that's what they call it nowadays, eh?

30 posted on 02/08/2017 2:09:01 PM PST by PGR88
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Poignant post.

The point of social media is to bring us TOGETHER, right..?

I think it does, here.

But I think in most places it does NOT.


31 posted on 02/08/2017 2:10:25 PM PST by gaijin
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