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To: nickcarraway
This thread needs more pictues.
To: nickcarraway
Liberals need bedpans, not bed warmers.
3 posted on
02/08/2017 1:42:37 PM PST by
rfp1234
(DinosorosExtinction)
To: nickcarraway
Whatever happened to the old reliable electric blanket on a timer?
To: nickcarraway
Gee, my wife gets that from me for FREE.
5 posted on
02/08/2017 1:44:37 PM PST by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: nickcarraway
If you want a bedwarmer for life, get married. Mine is still working after 44 years. We took out a lifetime guaranty when we got married. Met 45 years ago this week.
To: nickcarraway
All was fine until she started eating crackers in my bed.
That’s when I kicked her out.
8 posted on
02/08/2017 1:45:36 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(It's Donald Trump's America and we're just living in it.)
To: nickcarraway
She’s a bed warmer? Just seems a nicer way of phrasing what I think she’s really doing.
10 posted on
02/08/2017 1:46:55 PM PST by
MeganC
(BOYCOTT Nancy Pelosi's Auberge de Soleil!!! SHUT IT DOWN!!!)
To: nickcarraway
I bought my newest hot water bottle from Boots in London last year...It only cost me 4 pounds...about $5...
To: nickcarraway
Replace your flannel sheets with fleece sheets. Warm to the touch the instant you make contact. Done.
15 posted on
02/08/2017 1:48:47 PM PST by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: nickcarraway
Is she cheaper than professional bed wetter Sarah Silverman?
16 posted on
02/08/2017 1:48:55 PM PST by
x
To: nickcarraway
I didn’t think bedwarmers for hire are new. In fact, I thought it was the world’s oldest profession.
To: nickcarraway
Bleh ... about thirty years ago, I got a bedwarmer who stays all night. And physical contact is definitely allowed ...
21 posted on
02/08/2017 1:51:39 PM PST by
NorthMountain
(New York Post is fake news)
To: nickcarraway
22 posted on
02/08/2017 1:53:36 PM PST by
wastedyears
(President of the United States Donald J. Trump)
To: nickcarraway
24 posted on
02/08/2017 1:54:10 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: nickcarraway
If someone wants a warm bed I’ll come over and take a dump on top of it for you. I’ll charge less than this broad charges, too.
25 posted on
02/08/2017 1:54:31 PM PST by
Alberta's Child
("Yo, bartender -- Jobu needs a refill!")
To: nickcarraway
Nice idea, but ask her to keep it simple. Make sure she has showered first and is not lying on your mattress, her body glazed in hot Coconut oils with a touches of Eau du Lily perfume sprinkled here and there.
To: nickcarraway
You would think the most efficient professional bed warmers would be 300lbs +. More surface area warmed faster, more beds visited and warmed per night.
Maybe I am missing something here...
Freegards
27 posted on
02/08/2017 2:02:23 PM PST by
Ransomed
To: nickcarraway
It will start out OK, but before long she'll take it for granted and be eating pretzels and crackers in bed; getting crumbs all over the place, and I'll just have to let her go. 😊
28 posted on
02/08/2017 2:02:33 PM PST by
Tucker39
(In giving us The Christ, God gave us the ONE thing we desperately NEEDED; a Savior.)
To: nickcarraway
Viktoria Ivachyova, 21, says she is a human bed-warmer for hire. So, that's what they call it nowadays, eh?
30 posted on
02/08/2017 2:09:01 PM PST by
PGR88
To: nickcarraway
Poignant post.
The point of social media is to bring us TOGETHER, right..?
I think it does, here.
But I think in most places it does NOT.
31 posted on
02/08/2017 2:10:25 PM PST by
gaijin
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