Posted on 02/08/2017 1:41:18 PM PST by nickcarraway
Viktoria Ivachyova decided to turn herself into a human hot water bottle for hire after being inspired by a book with a character that did the same No-one really likes getting in a cold bed, so one entrepreneurial Russian woman charges men to get between their chilly sheets and get them all cosy.
And she says she leaves behind what she calls a positive energy to ensure a good night's sleep.
Viktoria Ivachyova, 21, says she is a human bed-warmer for hire.
She charges £65 per night or £1,350 per month to lay in strangers’ beds for an hour to ensure they are nice and warm when they turn in.
And customers are already lining up to pay her for the bizarre service.
Now Viktoria is putting together a team of female bed warmers to keep up with demand.
She tells clients they can be in the room while she warms their bed, but there is to be no physical contact between them.
To enforce these rules, she carries a panic button to call for a security team in case anyone decides they want more than they paid for.
After booking a slot, she arrives before their bedtime, puts on her pyjamas and lays on their bed for an hour. The client is allowed to talk to her during this time, if they want to.
Viktoria says she’s a great listener, and some men even chat about their problems.
After listening to one depressed man, she said in the morning he called her again and said: "Vika, you’re magic. Today I woke up, and I want to live."
(Excerpt) Read more at mirror.co.uk ...
Bleh ... about thirty years ago, I got a bedwarmer who stays all night. And physical contact is definitely allowed ...
Well,cograts are in order to you Sir.45 years is a great thing.
Does she snore?
If someone wants a warm bed I’ll come over and take a dump on top of it for you. I’ll charge less than this broad charges, too.
Nice idea, but ask her to keep it simple. Make sure she has showered first and is not lying on your mattress, her body glazed in hot Coconut oils with a touches of Eau du Lily perfume sprinkled here and there.
You would think the most efficient professional bed warmers would be 300lbs +. More surface area warmed faster, more beds visited and warmed per night.
Maybe I am missing something here...
Freegards
Pay attention, they were replaced by cute, female bed warmers.......
As a side note, they hopefully went the way of that horrible rubber enema thing that your grandma gave you whenever she thought you were sick..........
So, that's what they call it nowadays, eh?
Poignant post.
The point of social media is to bring us TOGETHER, right..?
I think it does, here.
But I think in most places it does NOT.
Grandma didn’t know about the virtues of cold-brewed coffee delivered high up. /S
Dang...had I known this ages ago with my first wife, could have zeroed out the divorce settlement or even had her pay me.
Selling fantasy. Nope. None for me.
Yeah, but would Laz hit it?
>>Paid over $100K per year to lay in bed.
Ummm...she’s doing more for that money than just laying there.
My guess is they shut down “date services” and they needed some other scam to hide the prostitution. Besides, it doesn’t take an hour to
warm a bed.
How much to add cutting one under the sheets?
Yo up........Is Laz a persistent hitter?
“The only problem is women tend to get mad at you, if you use the dutch oven method of warming the bed.”
They prefer you play turtle and pull the covers over their head.
Bed warmer. Uh huh. So, that’s what they’re called these days.
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