Posted on 09/23/2016 6:10:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
IBTP
Bi-Sectional. Yep.
Top ten!
I’m Bi-sexual..............
Every time I mention sex, my wife says BYE...............
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr. Maynard was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight..."
He said: I want to keep my house.
She said: Thats fine with me.
He said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
She said: Thats fine with me.
He said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
She said: Put me down for Fridays.
Top 10?
BOOOOOOO.......HISSSSSSS
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1.5 minute YouTube parody
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