Speaking of product placement....
IBTP
Bi-Sectional. Yep.
Top ten!
I’m Bi-sexual..............
Every time I mention sex, my wife says BYE...............
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr. Maynard was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight..."
He said: I want to keep my house.
She said: That’s fine with me.
He said: I want to keep my Cadillac.
She said: That’s fine with me.
He said: I want to have sex 6 times a week.
She said: Put me down for Fridays.
Top 10?
IN!!
Hillary Clinton’s email is hrod17@clintonemail.com
hrod17.... is that short for Hot Rod?
And what about the 17? Are there 17 other Hot Rods out there?
Happy Friday!!
But Happy Friggday none-the-less!! d:^)
IN! I was too cold to make it sooner. It’s only 63 degrees out!
Can any one say the difference between complete and finished?
No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’
However, in a linguistic conference, held in London England, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clever winner. His final challenge was this.
Some say there is no difference between ‘Complete’ and ‘Finished.’ Please explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand.
His response was: When you marry the right woman, you are ‘Complete.’
If you marry the wrong woman, you are ‘Finished.’
And, when the right woman catches you with the wrong woman, you are ‘Completely Finished.’
His answer received a five minute standing ovation.
