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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 09/23/2016 6:10:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: ArGee

For those of you who don’t like the comma police, consider the following two imperatives.

Stop clubbing baby seals.
Stop clubbing, baby seals.


41 posted on 09/23/2016 10:01:36 AM PDT by ArGee (Not voting Trump? Two words. Justice Obama.)
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To: ArGee

When writing a list, do you put the comma before the and?

We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin.

Wait, JFK and Stalin were stippers?

We invited the strippers, JFK, and Stalin.

Oh, I see.


42 posted on 09/23/2016 10:15:58 AM PDT by ArGee (Not voting Trump? Two words. Justice Obama.)
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But there are no languages where a double-positive is interpreted as a negative.”
One of the students in the back said, “Yeah, right!”

haha. great.

43 posted on 09/23/2016 10:43:14 AM PDT by zeugma (Welcome to the "interesting times" you were warned about.)
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To: Lucky9teen

44 posted on 09/23/2016 12:16:20 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: mykroar

Toshira Mifune sure had a way with swords. Great actor. He was the original Jackie Chan, and the original movie “The Seven Samurai” (later “The Magnificent Seven”) still remains a cinematic classic.

No CGI, no stunt doubles, no photoshopping.


45 posted on 09/23/2016 1:29:51 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: SERKIT

To #17. Doesn’t the door to Hillary’s plane look a bit unhinged, much like her? Inquiring minds want to know.

And Chris Matthews is unhinged, fur sur.


46 posted on 09/23/2016 1:32:00 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: upchuck

31. It looks like a button on a fur coat!


47 posted on 09/23/2016 1:45:55 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: SERKIT
The resemblance here really is uncanny:


48 posted on 09/23/2016 2:19:42 PM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: MarineBrat

:)


49 posted on 09/23/2016 2:31:49 PM PDT by upchuck (Proud member of the 50% in the deplorable basket. Go Trump/Pence!)
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50 posted on 09/23/2016 3:18:44 PM PDT by llevrok (Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
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51 posted on 09/23/2016 4:00:14 PM PDT by Covenantor (Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern. " Chesterton)
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To: Rebel_Ace

Great post!


52 posted on 09/23/2016 11:17:36 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Rebel_Ace

Perfect.


53 posted on 09/24/2016 4:40:15 PM PDT by 4Liberty (Can't WAIT to start saying -"TRUMP'S FAULT!!")
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To: Lucky9teen

This idiot Liberal’s tweet got me chuckling anyway:

“Comfortably Smug ;@ComfortablySmug · Sep 23

Ted Cruz: I guess endorsing Trump is my only shot at becoming president
Ted Cruz’s Dad: If you ever get a shot at the president, you take it”


54 posted on 09/24/2016 4:46:27 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: ArGee

or ...

Let’s eat, Grandma.

Let’s eat Grandma.

I’m not a member of the grammar police. Just a deputy.


55 posted on 09/24/2016 5:44:51 PM PDT by generally ( Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
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