Posted on 09/23/2016 6:10:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
This thread is either going to end up to be really hilarious or really lame, but I can't quite decide which it will be yet; it could go both ways.
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We must make this thread happen bi any means necessary
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The newest LGBT festival.... North Bi Northwest
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If you ask bisexuals about their sexuality, they couldn't give you a straight answer.
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I'm still finding myself on both sides. Whether you're raising a point or split down the middle, it doesn't really matter to me, though.
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Did you hear about the bisexual support group?
It's called AAM, Ambivalents Anonymous Maybe, and meets twice a week, unless something comes up.
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When a bisexual flirts with you, it's called a bipass.
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1 percent of people are bisexual, the other 99 percent got sucked into it!
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I used to work in a supermarket and once had the following conversation with a customer:
"Would you like paper or plastic today?"
"Oh, it doesn't matter. I'm bi-sack-sual!"
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Smoke em if ya got em.
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Well, Wednesday is gonna suck.
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No one can take it now.
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You're doing it wrong.
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And you do the hokey pokey and ya turn yourself around....
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She was always a wallflower.
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Wow Granny, what big hoots you have.
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For those of you who don’t like the comma police, consider the following two imperatives.
Stop clubbing baby seals.
Stop clubbing, baby seals.
When writing a list, do you put the comma before the and?
We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin.
Wait, JFK and Stalin were stippers?
We invited the strippers, JFK, and Stalin.
Oh, I see.
haha. great.
Toshira Mifune sure had a way with swords. Great actor. He was the original Jackie Chan, and the original movie “The Seven Samurai” (later “The Magnificent Seven”) still remains a cinematic classic.
No CGI, no stunt doubles, no photoshopping.
To #17. Doesn’t the door to Hillary’s plane look a bit unhinged, much like her? Inquiring minds want to know.
And Chris Matthews is unhinged, fur sur.
31. It looks like a button on a fur coat!
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Great post!
Perfect.
This idiot Liberal’s tweet got me chuckling anyway:
“Comfortably Smug ;@ComfortablySmug · Sep 23
Ted Cruz: I guess endorsing Trump is my only shot at becoming president
Ted Cruz’s Dad: If you ever get a shot at the president, you take it”
or ...
Let’s eat, Grandma.
Let’s eat Grandma.
I’m not a member of the grammar police. Just a deputy.
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