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Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
There’s an Oriental Supermarket in the neighborhood that carries those frozen.
They also have odd labels and signs at times.
Frozen baby squid label read: “FRESH FROZEN BABY”
Aisle end display of corn oil bottles read: SPECIAL - CORN IV
Adjacent security conscious store next to it has four signs, each reading: “ Premises Recored 24 hours”
The question I have, regarding that book on that library shelf, is why is there another copy of it right next to it?
Are people supposed to go in there in pairs, and then one says to the other, “Let’s read these books; here, this spud’s for you.”
I’m just not that hungry, thanks.
Well, being as how my grandfather was one of the founders of Silver Dollar City I grew up riding http://www.silverdollarcity.com/theme-park/Attractions/Rides/Frisco-Silver-Dollar-Line-Steam-Train. So Ive had enough train robberies. I could probably still quote you most of the routine.
Careful, NC. The last person we sent looking for the thread topic hasn’t been heard from since.
And you don’t want to hear what happened to the extra shower curtains ... not this close to bedtime.
Note that it is taller than the companion edition on the right, which being the younger book deals with new and small potatoes, as well as Tater Tots.
Or not.....
;>)
Yes.
It’s where the inspiration for the pogo stick originated..
Dang. It’s almost quitting time for the manager and he still hasn’t come here, yet. I’m going to take my pills in a bit and if he hasn’t come by 1630, I’m going to bed.
This is ridiculous, to say the least. And I need another breathing treatment — probably the steroid, this time.
And wouldn’t you know? Right in the middle of answering an email, the computer just quit, as it does about once a week. I am SOOO fed up with this thing. (grrrrrr)
Anyway, I had a couple of chicken sticks (compliments of Banquet frozen foods) so that stopped some of the hunger, but I will eat the last of the yogurt as soon as I take my pills. (At 1600) And go to Wally’s first thing in the morning!
And I think I will go get ready for bed. I can meet him in my red plaid flannel robe, thankyouverymuch. I wasn’t fond of Noelle, but when she did an inspection, she got them done before noon, and the afternoons, she worked in the office. *sigh*
Whut??? :o0
*groan*
Once upon a time the company I worked for serviced the elevators in a Korean supermarket in Fort Lee, NJ.
The Engrish labels were much as you describe..
But they never had their premises recored.. ;-)
You got me.
The father listened from the other room as his wife patiently said to their five-year-old, “Please pick up your toys.”
After a few minutes, the mom again reminded their daughter.
Finally she asked, “Why aren’t you picking your things up?”
Dad rolled his eyes when he heard his daughter answer, “I’m playing house and I’m the dad, so I don’t know where anything goes.”
What beautiful, mesmerizing eyes!!!
Good morning, I think. At 0316, I looked at the clock and it was a little early, so I said, “I’ll just lie here for a few minutes, and then get up, as I think I’m pretty well slept out.” Sure. 0500 and I realize I slept most of the last two hours....
What beautiful, mesmerizing eyes!!!
Good morning, I think. At 0316, I looked at the clock and it was a little early, so I said, “I’ll just lie here for a few minutes, and then get up, as I think I’m pretty well slept out.” Sure. 0500 and I realize I slept most of the last two hours....
GAH! First post out of the gate, and it’s a double! *screeeeeeee*
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