Posted on 12/10/2015 1:17:32 PM PST by ArGee
Raqqa, Syria
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, also known as ISIS, announced today that he would be disbanding all forces and returning all land to Syria and Iraq. The move was prompted by the ongoing Climate Conference in Paris.
"This is one thing we could not have anticipated," Mr. al-Baghdadi said in prepared remarks. "When we see the world coming together like this on such a dangerous subject as Global Climate Change, we realize that our Caliphate will never survive. It's only a matter of time before Climate Change is no more and the world's attention turns to us. At that point, we will have no chance. For the sake of the men, women, and children who have supported us, I can not continue a doomed campaign."
An emotional al-Baghdadi did not take any questions.
Sources close to al-Baghdadi who spoke on the condition of anonymity told us that it was becoming more and more difficult to recruit new fighters. "Even our existing people are extremely demoralized," one said. "The words of Donald Trump himself can not overcome our dispair."
According to their press release, surrender is total and immediate. Fighters are being paid and sent home by division. Any remaining money will be put into a fund to resettle Christians and Yazidis who have been displaced by the war.
"We thought the world was fragmented," one strategist was overheard saying to himself. "Who knew it could come together like this? This is a stinging rebuke."
So far there has been no comment from Damascus, Baghdad, Moscow, or Washington. One source inside the Kremlin said, "We are waiting to see if there will be any follow-up action. We want to make sure this is real before we decide on our next steps."
Blame the lack of tablet on the Bunny.
The Bunny will be long gone before he can be interrogated.
It’s Broken....
R-I-g-h-t, in what manner is it Broken.
It don’t work.
*Sigh*
6200
Because you could!
And you did!
:)
Yep.
You’re up late.
LOL !
Grandads Revenge.
Will be vanishing shortly.
There is a Civilwar Programme on the telly.
Splody things, etc. You know how it is with Splody things.
I like explosions, myself. Enjoy your programme!
Well..
If any of them are prone to do that one would thing their parental unit(s) would ‘strongly suggest’ they not partake until the ride is complete.
But you know how irresponsible that younger generation is.. ;-)
Yes..
There is absolutely NO evidence that the rumored white chocolate bunny ever existed.
And, yes - that’s usually how these conversations go. The only thing I did find is that the Slacker app on the tablet (which COULD be used vor videos is the ‘free’ version which is no longer supported. They want you to fork for the ‘premium’ version which just happens to be one of those annoying monthly subscription bill your cardthing in perpetuity things..
Which is filled under “No Way Jose”. (Office 365 is in that same file as are some other supposedly ‘you can’t live without this’ pogroms..)
Children are always shocked by the natural outcome of their consumption decisions.
Umm..
I wasn’t referring to the grandchillen.
I was suggesting that their parental units (you know, including Son #1) were umm, less that fore-thoughtful.. ;-)
Now I know that WE were never that clueless when we were that age because WE were perfect parents...
Just ‘cause we had to walk to school. And it was hilly... ;-)
Notice the “free” apps are also called trial apps, as in, it’s a real trial to remove the completely and free up memory space. Digital rats running around with theie spawn.
Chocolate! having some dusted chocolate truffles just now.
The fifth major food group is known as the Brown group, consisting of;
Grilled meats
Gravy
Brown spirits, bourbons, cognacs, etc.
Coffee and dark teas
Chocolate
French fries
and for some, nicotine
Nicotine definitely belongs in the brown group.
Ever clean out a computer that has been parked in front of a smoker?
It is doubtful it could be classified as a food though. Drug of choice maybe..
Windows in a Factory office I though had been brown tinted....
Until curiosity unleashed the Cat.
A smiley face appeared in the Coating.
The Glass wasn’t tinted, it was covered in Decades of diffused smokers tar.
Strangely,I didn’t bother working there....
I never had money to burn.
Neither did I, wasn’t joining that club.
My goodness, you folks were busy chatting last night! When I stay up, no one is around. Maybe because when I stay up, I start to get stupid and no one wants to be around me. Ha-ha.
I have to go into Vegas, but it’s not going to be today. I just don’t feel up to it. I didn’t sleep well last night, and I don’t want to drive when I haven’t rested well. Not a good combination.
It’s going to be 83 today and 69 on Friday. Go figger. Right now, it’s 61, but the wind is SE @ 2 and the humidity is 17%. Not too bad!!
The Squee this morning is overwhelming! The blanket they’re on looks like something I would make, all those pretty colors!
I thought of you when I saw the blanket. There were other knits in other pictures of these kittens.
I’m working on a shawl, now, and if I had the money for more yarn, I would make a blanket/throw out of it. It’s soft and comfy, but I can’t afford the yarn for it...it would be about $20 and there is no way. So it’s going to be a shawl!
I’m tired. My pills didn’t come Saturday, and I’ve been out of colloidial silver since Friday, and that means I will begin to feel it by tomorrow. My brain will start to slow down again and the mistakes will come right and left...and I won’t be able to grasp complex ideas. Ungh.
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