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LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!! (A FR Classic)
Random E-Mail | June 6, 2003 | Unknown

Posted on 03/22/2015 5:14:04 PM PDT by PROCON

I was looking through some real old FReeper threads and found one that has been repeated a few times over the years but might be fun again to post on a Sunday evening.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: deathwish; humor; ladies; men; rules
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To: PROCON

This woman shows the proper degree of humility.American women can learn from her.

61 posted on 03/22/2015 7:11:37 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obama;A Low Grade Intellect With Even Lower Morals)
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To: null and void
Never let it be said a woman can't compromise. Went shopping at Sheels today and Hubby was perfectly happy to join me! :D
62 posted on 03/22/2015 7:19:24 PM PDT by CAluvdubya (<------- has now left CA for NV, where God and guns have not been outlawed! "The Miracle of America")
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To: null and void
I loved shopping with my wife. I'd go to the mall with her, sit on the bench right outside of Victoria's Secret the whole time she rambled about. I was soooooo patient.
63 posted on 03/22/2015 7:20:10 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: vetvetdoug

Bump Hard!


64 posted on 03/22/2015 7:33:52 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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To: vetvetdoug; All

What I keep is not junk, it does not matter if I have had it for five years sitting in the corner, I might need it some day. It is not a junk drawer, everything in there is valuable, I know what each item is and know why I need it.


65 posted on 03/22/2015 7:36:47 PM PDT by eastforker (Cruz for steam in 2016)
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To: null and void

I get what that graphic is saying. But I’d be hard pressed to find a mall that has Macy’s, JC Penny, GAP and Sears :)


66 posted on 03/22/2015 7:40:30 PM PDT by upchuck (The current Federal Governent is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V.)
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To: eastforker; All

Also, I will not ask you why you need that new dress or shoes, but, please, don’t ask me why I need new optics for my favorite firearm.


67 posted on 03/22/2015 7:41:14 PM PDT by eastforker (Cruz for steam in 2016)
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To: upchuck

https://www.simon.com/mall/pheasant-lane-mall/map

Macy’s, JC Penny, GAP and Sears (GAP is small, but it’s in there).


68 posted on 03/22/2015 7:46:28 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy ("Victim" -- some people eagerly take on the label because of the many advantages that come with it.)
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To: PROCON

Silly me. I thought the rules you were referring to were than whenever you post a Maureen Dowd column, there has to be a photo of C. Zeta-Jones in the thread or whenever you post an Ann Counter column, that photo of her at the shooting range must be included.

Or whenever there’s a thread about beauty pageants or models, Laz has to be pinged to get his opinion - Guilty or Not Guilty.

Stuff like that.


69 posted on 03/22/2015 7:59:49 PM PDT by randita (Obama entrusted the transformation of the best healthcare system in the world to a scam artist.)
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To: randita; Lazamataz
I pinged Laz, he must be snoozing.

Just obey the rules :-)

70 posted on 03/22/2015 8:02:17 PM PDT by PROCON (Always Give 100% --- Unless you're donating blood.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Humility, my infidel @zz!

That Muslimah in her full burka is glaring at someone and screaming, “I am superior to you unbelievers! Show me respect!!!”


71 posted on 03/22/2015 8:07:06 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("I am a radicalized infidel. My bullets are dipped in pig grease.")
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To: PROCON; Faith65

Men do not get lost. We “explore alternate routes.”

We do not gossip, either. We “exchange information.”


72 posted on 03/22/2015 8:23:19 PM PDT by henkster (Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
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To: GilesB
Ahhhhhh...

OBVIOUSLY...you're speaking from experience.

73 posted on 03/22/2015 8:41:49 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: PROCON

74 posted on 03/22/2015 8:42:56 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.a)
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To: null and void

LOL. I was ready to post that.....


75 posted on 03/22/2015 8:46:38 PM PDT by QT3.14 (GRUBER - HARK 2016 /s)
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To: mountn man

Well, I’ve never been married, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t had lots of experience!


76 posted on 03/22/2015 8:55:12 PM PDT by GilesB
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To: PROCON

My son who is single might agree with all that. LOL
But married men won’t


77 posted on 03/22/2015 9:02:11 PM PDT by buffyt (Socialism Is Legal Plunder - Bastiat... $18 trillion = enslavement of our children to DEBT.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

B S. U r Very sick


78 posted on 03/22/2015 9:03:19 PM PDT by buffyt (Socialism Is Legal Plunder - Bastiat... $18 trillion = enslavement of our children to DEBT.)
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To: PROCON
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

The first statement just proved the second one a lie.

Who needs to live with logic like that or put up with the selfishness of most of the rest. Someone else can have that man...just ugh.

79 posted on 03/22/2015 9:16:05 PM PDT by Lady Heron
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To: PROCON
Smart men don't ogle, they look at another beautiful woman and say to their wife: "Ha, she wishes she was as beautiful as you".

:)

80 posted on 03/22/2015 9:20:38 PM PDT by latina4dubya (wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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