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LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!! (A FR Classic)
Random E-Mail | June 6, 2003 | Unknown

Posted on 03/22/2015 5:14:04 PM PDT by PROCON

I was looking through some real old FReeper threads and found one that has been repeated a few times over the years but might be fun again to post on a Sunday evening.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: deathwish; humor; ladies; men; rules
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To: PROCON
This otta put them in rebellion.

1 Corinthians 14:34
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law."

21 posted on 03/22/2015 5:39:35 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: mountn man
The problem is, the shoes they got in the first place, don't go with the ear rings. So now they have to get a new pair of shoes.

Well -- duh!! *rolls eyes*

My husband made the utterly ridiculous suggestion that for every new pair of shoes I buy, that I get rid of an old pair!!! Ladies, have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?

*ducking*

22 posted on 03/22/2015 5:39:50 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: PROCON

I wouldn’t DARE show this to my wife. I’m sticking with the old adage “happy wife, happy life”.


23 posted on 03/22/2015 5:42:01 PM PDT by House Atreides (CRUZ or lose!)
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To: PROCON

It’s OK to appreciate beauty.
God made ‘em that way.
They expend much effort to look that way.
Life is short.


24 posted on 03/22/2015 5:42:39 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Si vis pacem, para bellum.)
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To: mountn man

And round and round we go


25 posted on 03/22/2015 5:43:52 PM PDT by Clyde5445
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To: Delta 21

Well done.


26 posted on 03/22/2015 5:44:55 PM PDT by bolobaby
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To: Finny

27 posted on 03/22/2015 5:45:06 PM PDT by null and void (Liberal logic: 18 1/2 minutes of blank tape is a big deal but 30,000 missing emails is not.)
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To: null and void

Had the hair cut last Thursday.

Should have taken a pic before then. Thanks to a respiratory infection and crappy weather, I couldn’t get out to get a haircut for over 2 months. I was one hairy beast. LOL


28 posted on 03/22/2015 5:45:52 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: MeshugeMikey
Shopping for Shoes is akin to a Holy Pilgrimage for many women

I take an oil of evening primrose pill with dinner every night -- it's a "mature" ladies' herbal remedy for ... *ahem* the change of life. It makes a huge difference for me. One night, I accidently put it beside my husband's plate instead of mine, and he took it.

I assured him that it probably wouldn't hurt him, but he was skeptical, fearing some horrible side effect, like getting the sudden urge to go buy a pair of shoes, he said.

Hmmmmph!

29 posted on 03/22/2015 5:46:02 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: fatnotlazy

I’ll wait for it to grow back...


30 posted on 03/22/2015 5:46:52 PM PDT by null and void (Liberal logic: 18 1/2 minutes of blank tape is a big deal but 30,000 missing emails is not.)
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To: Finny

ahahahahahaha TERRIFIC!!

Thank you!!


31 posted on 03/22/2015 5:47:28 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: null and void

That is a hoot — so true!!!!!


32 posted on 03/22/2015 5:47:44 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: null and void
LOL, so true!

And never, EVER go to a fabric store with your wife.

Hell, it took me 3 times to figure that one out :-(

33 posted on 03/22/2015 5:48:33 PM PDT by PROCON (Always Give 100% --- Unless you're donating blood.)
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To: Finny

Yeah. For some reason guys don’t like shopping. Go figure.


34 posted on 03/22/2015 5:48:52 PM PDT by null and void (Liberal logic: 18 1/2 minutes of blank tape is a big deal but 30,000 missing emails is not.)
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To: PROCON

You forgot the link. I bet the comments are LOL too.


35 posted on 03/22/2015 5:49:01 PM PDT by Clyde5445
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To: PROCON

Though it’s not politically correct to say so, men and women are different. They are wired differently, think differently, perceive people and situations differently, have different interests and concerns. This list is somewhat tongue in cheek, but, there’s enough germs of truth in here to keep lots of conversations, going, I’m sure.


36 posted on 03/22/2015 5:49:52 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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37 posted on 03/22/2015 5:53:33 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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To: Finny

Shoe rule- Strappy 4 inch heels to mountain hiking boots- they don’t get thrown out till they are worn out!

Hair rule- well mine has been long forever.....


38 posted on 03/22/2015 5:56:03 PM PDT by Faith65 (Isaiah 40:31)
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To: PROCON

Mrs. Waring: “How many rifles to you have?”

Me: “How many pairs of shoes do you have?”

Mrs. Waring: (silence)


39 posted on 03/22/2015 5:56:13 PM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: PROCON

Men need help with directions!


40 posted on 03/22/2015 5:56:34 PM PDT by Faith65 (Isaiah 40:31)
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