Posted on 03/22/2015 5:14:04 PM PDT by PROCON
I was looking through some real old FReeper threads and found one that has been repeated a few times over the years but might be fun again to post on a Sunday evening.
1 Corinthians 14:34
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law."
Well -- duh!! *rolls eyes*
My husband made the utterly ridiculous suggestion that for every new pair of shoes I buy, that I get rid of an old pair!!! Ladies, have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?
*ducking*
I wouldn’t DARE show this to my wife. I’m sticking with the old adage “happy wife, happy life”.
It’s OK to appreciate beauty.
God made ‘em that way.
They expend much effort to look that way.
Life is short.
And round and round we go
Well done.
Had the hair cut last Thursday.
Should have taken a pic before then. Thanks to a respiratory infection and crappy weather, I couldn’t get out to get a haircut for over 2 months. I was one hairy beast. LOL
I take an oil of evening primrose pill with dinner every night -- it's a "mature" ladies' herbal remedy for ... *ahem* the change of life. It makes a huge difference for me. One night, I accidently put it beside my husband's plate instead of mine, and he took it.
I assured him that it probably wouldn't hurt him, but he was skeptical, fearing some horrible side effect, like getting the sudden urge to go buy a pair of shoes, he said.
Hmmmmph!
I’ll wait for it to grow back...
ahahahahahaha TERRIFIC!!
Thank you!!
That is a hoot — so true!!!!!
And never, EVER go to a fabric store with your wife.
Hell, it took me 3 times to figure that one out :-(
Yeah. For some reason guys don’t like shopping. Go figure.
You forgot the link. I bet the comments are LOL too.
Though it’s not politically correct to say so, men and women are different. They are wired differently, think differently, perceive people and situations differently, have different interests and concerns. This list is somewhat tongue in cheek, but, there’s enough germs of truth in here to keep lots of conversations, going, I’m sure.
Shoe rule- Strappy 4 inch heels to mountain hiking boots- they don’t get thrown out till they are worn out!
Hair rule- well mine has been long forever.....
Mrs. Waring: “How many rifles to you have?”
Me: “How many pairs of shoes do you have?”
Mrs. Waring: (silence)
Men need help with directions!
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