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LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!! (A FR Classic)
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| June 6, 2003
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Posted on 03/22/2015 5:14:04 PM PDT by PROCON
I was looking through some real old FReeper threads and found one that has been repeated a few times over the years but might be fun again to post on a Sunday evening.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: deathwish; humor; ladies; men; rules
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To: PROCON
This woman shows the proper degree of humility.American women can learn from her.
To: null and void
Never let it be said a woman can't compromise. Went shopping at Sheels today and Hubby was perfectly happy to join me! :D
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:19:24 PM PDT
by
CAluvdubya
(<------- has now left CA for NV, where God and guns have not been outlawed! "The Miracle of America")
To: null and void
I loved shopping with my wife. I'd go to the mall with her, sit on the bench right outside of Victoria's Secret the whole time she rambled about. I was soooooo patient.
To: vetvetdoug
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:33:52 PM PDT
by
Red_Devil 232
((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
To: vetvetdoug; All
What I keep is not junk, it does not matter if I have had it for five years sitting in the corner, I might need it some day. It is not a junk drawer, everything in there is valuable, I know what each item is and know why I need it.
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:36:47 PM PDT
by
eastforker
(Cruz for steam in 2016)
To: null and void
I get what that graphic is saying. But I’d be hard pressed to find a mall that has Macy’s, JC Penny, GAP and Sears :)
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:40:30 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(The current Federal Governent is what the Founding Fathers tried to prevent. WAKE UP!! Amendment V.)
To: eastforker; All
Also, I will not ask you why you need that new dress or shoes, but, please, don’t ask me why I need new optics for my favorite firearm.
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:41:14 PM PDT
by
eastforker
(Cruz for steam in 2016)
To: upchuck
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:46:28 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
("Victim" -- some people eagerly take on the label because of the many advantages that come with it.)
To: PROCON
Silly me. I thought the rules you were referring to were than whenever you post a Maureen Dowd column, there has to be a photo of C. Zeta-Jones in the thread or whenever you post an Ann Counter column, that photo of her at the shooting range must be included.
Or whenever there’s a thread about beauty pageants or models, Laz has to be pinged to get his opinion - Guilty or Not Guilty.
Stuff like that.
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posted on
03/22/2015 7:59:49 PM PDT
by
randita
(Obama entrusted the transformation of the best healthcare system in the world to a scam artist.)
To: randita; Lazamataz
I pinged Laz, he must be snoozing.
Just obey the rules :-)
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posted on
03/22/2015 8:02:17 PM PDT
by
PROCON
(Always Give 100% --- Unless you're donating blood.)
To: Gay State Conservative
Humility, my infidel @zz!
That Muslimah in her full burka is glaring at someone and screaming, “I am superior to you unbelievers! Show me respect!!!”
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posted on
03/22/2015 8:07:06 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("I am a radicalized infidel. My bullets are dipped in pig grease.")
To: PROCON; Faith65
Men do not get lost. We “explore alternate routes.”
We do not gossip, either. We “exchange information.”
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posted on
03/22/2015 8:23:19 PM PDT
by
henkster
(Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
To: GilesB
Ahhhhhh...
OBVIOUSLY...you're speaking from experience.
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posted on
03/22/2015 8:41:49 PM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: PROCON
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posted on
03/22/2015 8:42:56 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.a)
To: null and void
LOL. I was ready to post that.....
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posted on
03/22/2015 8:46:38 PM PDT
by
QT3.14
(GRUBER - HARK 2016 /s)
To: mountn man
Well, I’ve never been married, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t had lots of experience!
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posted on
03/22/2015 8:55:12 PM PDT
by
GilesB
To: PROCON
My son who is single might agree with all that. LOL
But married men won’t
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posted on
03/22/2015 9:02:11 PM PDT
by
buffyt
(Socialism Is Legal Plunder - Bastiat... $18 trillion = enslavement of our children to DEBT.)
To: Gay State Conservative
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posted on
03/22/2015 9:03:19 PM PDT
by
buffyt
(Socialism Is Legal Plunder - Bastiat... $18 trillion = enslavement of our children to DEBT.)
To: PROCON
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
The first statement just proved the second one a lie.
Who needs to live with logic like that or put up with the selfishness of most of the rest. Someone else can have that man...just ugh.
To: PROCON
Smart men don't ogle, they look at another beautiful woman and say to their wife: "Ha, she wishes she was as beautiful as you". :)
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posted on
03/22/2015 9:20:38 PM PDT
by
latina4dubya
(wheni have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
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