Silly me. I thought the rules you were referring to were than whenever you post a Maureen Dowd column, there has to be a photo of C. Zeta-Jones in the thread or whenever you post an Ann Counter column, that photo of her at the shooting range must be included.
Or whenever there’s a thread about beauty pageants or models, Laz has to be pinged to get his opinion - Guilty or Not Guilty.
Stuff like that.
Just obey the rules :-)