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Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses
The Telegraph ^
| November 25, 2014
| Rory Mulholland
Posted on 11/25/2014 3:24:54 PM PST by Cry if I Wanna
A Frenchman has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter - of chocolate or of roses - which he says will make the perfect Christmas present.
The 65-year-old artist and inventor says his pills are aimed at easing indigestion and are made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: flatulence; france; humor; methane
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To: Cry if I Wanna
I’ll bet the liberals have already bought all of them up.
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:45:04 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Remember! When the GOP wins, it means the stupid American voters want bipartisanship.)
To: Cry if I Wanna
When is a rose not a rose?
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posted on
11/25/2014 5:08:09 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Cry if I Wanna
From the country that hates bathing......
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posted on
11/25/2014 5:09:53 PM PST
by
rrrod
(at home in Medellin Colombia)
To: eartrumpet
"It is a common misconception that Joseph Pujol actually passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. ..." -
Wikipedia
To: wideminded
Oh no, he didn’t pass intestinal gas. That would be crude. He simply drew room air into his anus then farted it back out. Huge distinction.
To: Boogieman
I guess you would need a test sniffer!OK... adding that to my list of jobs to avoid.
To: Cry if I Wanna
Ooh how can I get some of these?
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posted on
11/25/2014 7:06:56 PM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: Cry if I Wanna
Its exactly like the Bob andTom Flatulante skit. lol
To: Cry if I Wanna
Day before yesterday I had Chili.
Yesterday I had Bean and Vegetable soup.
Last night I could have used these pills. Even the cat's eyes were watering.
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posted on
11/25/2014 7:18:52 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Cry if I Wanna
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posted on
11/25/2014 7:47:10 PM PST
by
Rodm
To: Cry if I Wanna
The perfect gift to purchase on Brown Friday.
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posted on
11/30/2014 3:58:59 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
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