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Frenchman develops pills to make flatulence smell of roses
The Telegraph ^ | November 25, 2014 | Rory Mulholland

Posted on 11/25/2014 3:24:54 PM PST by Cry if I Wanna

A Frenchman has developed a range of pills aimed at making people’s flatulence smell sweeter - of chocolate or of roses - which he says will make the perfect Christmas present.

The 65-year-old artist and inventor says his pills are aimed at easing indigestion and are made of 100 percent natural ingredients such as fennel, seaweed and blueberries.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: flatulence; france; humor; methane
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To: Cry if I Wanna

I’ll bet the liberals have already bought all of them up.


41 posted on 11/25/2014 4:45:04 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Remember! When the GOP wins, it means the stupid American voters want bipartisanship.)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

When is a rose not a rose?


42 posted on 11/25/2014 5:08:09 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

From the country that hates bathing......


43 posted on 11/25/2014 5:09:53 PM PST by rrrod (at home in Medellin Colombia)
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To: eartrumpet
"It is a common misconception that Joseph Pujol actually passed intestinal gas as part of his stage performance. ..." - Wikipedia
44 posted on 11/25/2014 5:20:02 PM PST by wideminded
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To: wideminded

Oh no, he didn’t pass intestinal gas. That would be crude. He simply drew room air into his anus then farted it back out. Huge distinction.


45 posted on 11/25/2014 5:32:20 PM PST by eartrumpet
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To: Boogieman
I guess you would need a test sniffer!

OK... adding that to my list of jobs to avoid.

46 posted on 11/25/2014 6:33:06 PM PST by ken in texas
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Ooh how can I get some of these?


47 posted on 11/25/2014 7:06:56 PM PST by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Its exactly like the Bob andTom Flatulante skit. lol


48 posted on 11/25/2014 7:14:05 PM PST by CommieCutter
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To: Cry if I Wanna
Day before yesterday I had Chili.

Yesterday I had Bean and Vegetable soup.

Last night I could have used these pills. Even the cat's eyes were watering.

49 posted on 11/25/2014 7:18:52 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Cry if I Wanna

Every Wife’s Dream


50 posted on 11/25/2014 7:47:10 PM PST by Rodm
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To: Cry if I Wanna

The perfect gift to purchase on Brown Friday.


51 posted on 11/26/2014 6:56:58 AM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

ping


52 posted on 11/26/2014 7:13:24 PM PST by EveningStar
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53 posted on 11/30/2014 3:58:59 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______________________Celebrate the Polls, Ignore the Trolls)
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