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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Mr. K; Monkey Face; TheOldLady; null and void; moose07

I don’t know if I’d be able to take a bite of that, but it looks good, and I’ll bet it smells good.


4,981 posted on 08/02/2013 1:32:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: moose07

I don’t cook too much with turmeric, I take it in capsule form. I don’t like the taste and mess

Except I do like curry dishes (has a lot of turmeric)

Its good stuff. Take common table PEPPER with it

Also Magnesium (when taken with Omega 3 oil)


4,982 posted on 08/02/2013 1:41:02 PM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: Mr. K

That reminds me, I didn’t get around to taking my pile of vitamins this morning. I’ll get them tomorrow.


4,983 posted on 08/02/2013 1:47:01 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: caww

This is likely the result of living on “welfare,” “food stamps,” and food banks. Diets heavy in fat, salt and starch are cheap. Those with plenty of LEAN meat and FRESH vegetables are virtually unaffordable.

There is a fad running counter to the “Thin is In” - “Big and Beautiful” (?) these might be the poster babes for it.

I don’t think this is anything close to eye candy, and most certainly not healthy. These women need help.


4,984 posted on 08/02/2013 2:20:24 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
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To: Monkey Face

That is very strange - we recently (as in the past three years) replaced the gas tank AND the fuel pump which is inside the gas tank - the cost for us was over $800! I am sad to see it failed after so few miles on it. The mechanic who did that work had IRS issues and has vanished (unfortunately).


4,985 posted on 08/02/2013 2:25:21 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (I am still here, by the grace of God.)
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To: LibreOuMort; Monkey Face

A thing to consider is, to what degree is the ethanol added to motor fuels these days bad for fuel system components?

It may only be 10% or higher, but many systems were designed for gasoline only. Ethanol is more reactive to some plastics. I have a couple of chain saws which need cardiac surgery because of ethanol.


4,986 posted on 08/02/2013 5:21:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: null and void; moose07
Well, it's like this...

My digital camera cost a lot of pieces of paper with pictures of dead American historical figures on them. It also is not waterproof. As a consequence of these two facts, when I venture upon the waters, whether a quiet stream, a placid lake, or some non-black (it's racist to say white) water, the digital stays either at home or locked in the car.

Last time I invested in one of those waterproof disposable cameras that you had to drop off at the photo place and have the film developed. I haven't been out on any body of water for - not sure how long now. I also don't know if those waterproof, disposable, film cameras are even available anymore.

I suppose if I looked I could find a waterproof digital (I'm sure they make something along those lines..)

And along these lines, if you are trying to sneak up on a moose with your camera, is it wise to have it up to your face...

4,987 posted on 08/02/2013 5:31:21 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Mr. K

I eat low-carb. There is a resistant-wheat pasta, brand name “Dreamfields” that is low carb. I like that and also zero-calorie konjac noodles. Both are high in fiber.

The rest of my diet is meat, eggs, cheese, and low-carb vegetables and fruits such as broccoli, cauliflower, green beans, strawberries, blueberries, an occasional apple, and raw nuts (almonds, walnuts, and pecans).


4,988 posted on 08/02/2013 7:47:48 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: null and void; Monkey Face
No ocean is that clear.

It seems that most of the photos available of the Bismarck wreck are 'private property'... The stuff available on the net is typically a 'computer rendering' from the photos that we are not allowed to see.. The site that seems to have the largest number of real photos is the site put up by the H.M.S. Hood Association here..

The photos are posted with this notice:

Important Notice: 

These photographs have been exclusively loaned for display here on the official 
H.M.S. Hood Association website, and are not to be downloaded or republished elsewhere
without the express permission of David L. Mearns and Blue Water Recoveries Ltd. The
wreck renderings may not be downloaded or republished elsewhere without the express
permission of Thomas Schmid.

4,989 posted on 08/02/2013 8:11:32 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

4,990 posted on 08/03/2013 3:59:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

4,991 posted on 08/03/2013 4:02:55 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Monkey Face says she’s all out of Interwebs for now. When they come back, we’ll hear from her.

I have to go to Walmart.


4,992 posted on 08/03/2013 6:07:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

I should be doing things today.

Maybe I will.


4,993 posted on 08/03/2013 6:17:00 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I’m going to do some laundry and then go to Walmart and then run the vacuum. I already fed the hummingbirds.


4,994 posted on 08/03/2013 6:17:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick
Monkey Face says she’s all out of Interwebs for now.

And so it begins...

SOMETHING BIG GOING DOWN TONIGHT (VANITY)

4,995 posted on 08/03/2013 7:56:17 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

Nothing happened here.

I’ve been to Walmart. Now I need to give the boys lunch, sort another load of laundry, and then vacuum.


4,996 posted on 08/03/2013 8:29:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick
John Kerry in Vietnam (how he got a Purple Heart):


4,997 posted on 08/03/2013 8:33:23 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: null and void

LOL!


4,998 posted on 08/03/2013 8:36:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: TheOldLady

try completely GLUTEN-FREE for a week or two- it sounds like you are almost there already (seriously just for a week or two)

You will not be hungry for anything but milk and cheese and eggs and meats and fruits and vegetables after that, and you will NOT be hungry many days AT ALL, and lose weigh immediately and feel better

(which reminds me, I have not had anything to eat today... I am going to go have a steak and some fried bok choy)

WHEAT GLUTEN grows worse for you as you get older- it inflames your whole system

Anti-inflammatory foods are best

It sounds like you are close to gluten-free already, and I have found some gluten free noodles are so good you can’t tell the diff (and I could not live without spaghetti and meatballs)


4,999 posted on 08/03/2013 9:19:50 AM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Afternoon! Thundering and raining like crazy here! Rain is good. We still have kale growing in the greenhouse (I thought it was a cold-weather crop).


5,000 posted on 08/03/2013 9:22:07 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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