Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
As to finding sponge cake in the Indian Ocean, isn't that a bit deeper, and wouldn't the muslim pirates have confiscated them by now...
Or isn't sponge cake halal?
(Read about it here. ;-)
The Moose was fully justified.
Having a camera pointed at you first thing in the morning before you’ve even got your Antlers attached....
G’night. :)
Was this taken at the edge of a Walmart parking lot perchance? I thought I saw something like that yesterday when I went to the Wallyworld over in Pike County..
You don’t buff it out so much as glaze over it...
Good morning!
I made it to Walmart and back, and am now wondering what I spent my money on...hardly any food, for sure... *sigh*
The part for Busdaddy’s truck is on the FedEx truck for delivery, so at this time, things are looking up for him. I just need to get my mechanic in the picture so we can drop Mr. Bill off to him.
If the mechanic has gone to the track anywhere (The Strip at Las Vegas is closed to the end of August because of the heat) I won’t be able to do anything until Monday.
So. Progress. Slow, but still...
Have you considered just putting it in neutral letting it roll to flat ground and trying again?
That it would be! Rilly, rilly cold...
Oh, Moosie...
Your humour is showing! LOL!
That photo looks almost artificial, as far as size...the Bismarck was HUGH!
What has been seen can’t be unseen.
that looks like me after I bumped my haid the last time.
Hahahaha! That’s the nice thing about manual transmissions...
However, a man who has worked on cars for 40 years checked it out, and the fuel pump is not functioning. He ran some diagnostics on it and the conclusion is that it could be nothing but the fuel pump.
We went to J.C. Penney and bought shorts for Tom. What a thrill.
It must be. No ocean is that clear.
Was Raccoon Face already taken as a screen name?
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