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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: moose07
The Bismarck landed more or less intact. The Hood is in three large parts and a bunch of debris..

As to finding sponge cake in the Indian Ocean, isn't that a bit deeper, and wouldn't the muslim pirates have confiscated them by now...

Or isn't sponge cake halal?

4,921 posted on 08/01/2013 8:52:08 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: moose07
By the way Moose.. did you happen to see this moose story..?
4,922 posted on 08/01/2013 9:15:49 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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And when you need a test cat, call the Chitown Trib..

(Read about it here. ;-)

4,923 posted on 08/01/2013 9:32:36 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

The Moose was fully justified.
Having a camera pointed at you first thing in the morning before you’ve even got your Antlers attached....

G’night. :)


4,924 posted on 08/01/2013 9:32:56 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: NoCmpromiz
We find NSA people in the most unususl places....
4,925 posted on 08/01/2013 9:43:18 PM PDT by caww
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To: caww
My.... eyes....

Was this taken at the edge of a Walmart parking lot perchance? I thought I saw something like that yesterday when I went to the Wallyworld over in Pike County..

4,926 posted on 08/02/2013 12:07:12 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

4,927 posted on 08/02/2013 2:34:18 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: moose07

You don’t buff it out so much as glaze over it...


4,928 posted on 08/02/2013 7:11:28 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: Tax-chick

Good morning!

I made it to Walmart and back, and am now wondering what I spent my money on...hardly any food, for sure... *sigh*

The part for Busdaddy’s truck is on the FedEx truck for delivery, so at this time, things are looking up for him. I just need to get my mechanic in the picture so we can drop Mr. Bill off to him.

If the mechanic has gone to the track anywhere (The Strip at Las Vegas is closed to the end of August because of the heat) I won’t be able to do anything until Monday.

So. Progress. Slow, but still...


4,929 posted on 08/02/2013 7:15:53 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: NoCmpromiz
PSA: Keep Your Camera Away From Your Face in Rough Waters


4,930 posted on 08/02/2013 7:16:01 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: Monkey Face

Have you considered just putting it in neutral letting it roll to flat ground and trying again?


4,931 posted on 08/02/2013 7:17:34 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: NicknamedBob

That it would be! Rilly, rilly cold...


4,932 posted on 08/02/2013 7:17:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: moose07

Oh, Moosie...
Your humour is showing! LOL!


4,933 posted on 08/02/2013 7:19:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: NoCmpromiz

That photo looks almost artificial, as far as size...the Bismarck was HUGH!


4,934 posted on 08/02/2013 7:20:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: NoCmpromiz; caww

What has been seen can’t be unseen.


4,935 posted on 08/02/2013 7:25:41 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: null and void

that looks like me after I bumped my haid the last time.


4,936 posted on 08/02/2013 7:26:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: null and void

Hahahaha! That’s the nice thing about manual transmissions...

However, a man who has worked on cars for 40 years checked it out, and the fuel pump is not functioning. He ran some diagnostics on it and the conclusion is that it could be nothing but the fuel pump.


4,937 posted on 08/02/2013 7:29:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Monkey Face

We went to J.C. Penney and bought shorts for Tom. What a thrill.


4,938 posted on 08/02/2013 7:36:15 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Monkey Face

It must be. No ocean is that clear.


4,939 posted on 08/02/2013 7:37:40 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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To: Monkey Face

Was Raccoon Face already taken as a screen name?


4,940 posted on 08/02/2013 7:38:41 AM PDT by null and void (You don't know what "cutting edge" means till you insult Mohammed.)
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