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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face

Crash of thunder just as I headed out the door, and Pat and Sally were in the parking lot when I got there. Maybe it will pour again, because we really need more rain ... not.


4,901 posted on 08/01/2013 1:00:06 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Like we need more heat. But it IS a desert...and it’s dry!

I’m glad the kids were OK.


4,902 posted on 08/01/2013 1:17:07 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Monkey Face

I got a letter and a very nice picture. The picture is on the refrigerator.

I’ll get more coloring done when DP, Tom, and Elen go to camp next week. Also, I can go to bed early every night! That will make Jake happy.


4,903 posted on 08/01/2013 1:20:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Mandalas are supposed to bring luck, I’m told. Something to do with symmetry in the Universe. Or some such.


4,904 posted on 08/01/2013 1:29:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Monkey Face

Pat or Frank will explain it to me.


4,905 posted on 08/01/2013 1:29:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

This has been a long week, without the wheels. And I had some disheartening news this morning. For what it’s worth. The truck was parked in a slanted driveway last night, and wouldn’t start this morning, acting like it was out of gas. It could be just that the pick up line was below the gasoline, as the gauge indicated a quarter of a tank.

And then the query came: I wonder if it could be the fuel pump? My response? DON’T HEX MY TRUK!

I will have it back tomorrow, if all goes well this afternoon. YAY!!!


4,906 posted on 08/01/2013 1:33:17 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Tax-chick

I’m sure one of them will. If Pat does, be ready for a missive. He will no doubt stune you with his brilliance.


4,907 posted on 08/01/2013 1:34:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: All

For those of you who are interested in the continuing saaaa-gah of my never boring (hahahaha) life, the latest news is as follows:

Mr. Bill has suffered a little indigestion. The fuel pump went out this morning in Busdaddy’s driveway, but he rode the motorcycle to work.

His truck will be done tomorrow, and I will get a motorcycle ride to get it...I get to drive the truck while he drives the Harley.

We will then put Mr. Bill in the back of the “toy box” (for the racecar) and take it to my mechanic. Who is also a racing friend of Busdaddy’s.

To Be Continued....

Good night, All...I hope the excitement doesn’t keep you up!

;o])


4,908 posted on 08/01/2013 5:21:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Do clouds ever look down on us and say, "Hey, look! That one is shaped like an idiot!")
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To: Monkey Face

I hope Mr. Bill is all better soon! It’s helpful that there’s a car-carrier about!

I ate too much cantaloupe and my digestion is unhappy with me.


4,909 posted on 08/01/2013 5:28:45 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: JoeProBono

Ohmigosh! At first, I thought the top picture was an oocyte w/corpus luteum. Do your college days ever haunt you?


4,910 posted on 08/01/2013 5:53:09 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Monkey Face

Happy to be of service!


4,911 posted on 08/01/2013 5:54:55 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I cannot believe I ate all four of them. How embarrassing!


4,912 posted on 08/01/2013 5:56:08 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Tax-chick; All

Ya know what’s better than fresh cantaloupe? Nuthin. Ya know what’s almost as good? Dehydrated cantaloupe chips! With that, I wish y’all good night and sweet dreams!


4,913 posted on 08/01/2013 6:08:15 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Monkey Face; JoeProBono; Silentgypsy; moose07
"The one on the bottom has less calories..."

That's because the water at the bottom is rilly, rilly cold.

4,914 posted on 08/01/2013 6:20:04 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; JoeProBono; Silentgypsy
So the North Atlantic has a large item of Lemon filled confectionery at the bottom of it?
Bletchley Park to HMS KGV ...Sink the Donut!
Ultra never communicated directly
4,915 posted on 08/01/2013 6:59:01 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07

I’m not sure what the flavors may be like, but there’s a feast going on at the Mid-Atlantic Ridge!


4,916 posted on 08/01/2013 7:01:59 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Modesty compels me to brag only about my modesty, at which I excel.)
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To: moose07
Bletchley Park to HMS KGV ...Sink the Donut!

Sink The Donut - Johnny Horton. Er, wait a minute...

;-)

4,917 posted on 08/01/2013 7:32:13 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz

In May of nineteen forty-one the war had just begun
The Germans had the biggest ship that had the biggest guns
The Donut was the fastest ship that ever sailed the seas
On her deck were guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees
Out of the cold and foggy night came the British ship the Hood
And evry British seaman, he knew and understood
They had to sink the Donut, the terror of the sea
Stop those guns as big as steers and those shells as big as trees
We’ll find that German battleship thats makin’ such a fuss
We gotta sink the Donut ‘cause the world depends on us
Hit the decks a-runnin’ boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Donut we gotta cut her down
The Hood found the Donut and on that fatal day
The Donut started firin’ fifteen miles away
We gotta sink the Donut was the battle sound
But when the smoke had cleared away
The mighty Hood went down
For six long days and weary nights they tried to find her trail
Churchill told the people “Put ev’ry ship a-sail”
‘Cause somewhere on that ocean I know she’s gotta be
We gotta sink the Donut to the bottom of the sea
We’ll find that German battleship thats makin’ such a fuss
We gotta sink the Donut ‘cause the world depends on us
Hit the decks a-runnin’ boys and spin those guns around
When we find the Donut we gotta cut her down
The fog was gone on the seventh day and they saw the mornin’ sun
Ten hours away from homeland the Donut made its’ run
The admiral of the British fleet said “Turn those bows around”
We found that German battleship and we’re gonna cut her down
The British guns were aimed and the shells were comin’ fast
The first shell hit the Donut, they knew she couldn’t last
That mighty German battleship is just a memory
“Sink the Donut” was the battle cry that shook the seven seas
We found that German battleship was makin’ such a fuss
We had to sink the Donut ‘cause the world depends on us
We hit the decks a-runnin’ and we spun those guns around
Yeah, we found the mighty Donut and then we cut her down
We found that German battleship was makin’ such a fuss
We had to sink the Donut ‘cause the world depends on us
We hit the decks a-runnin’ and we spun those guns around
We found the mighty Donut and then we cut her down


4,918 posted on 08/01/2013 7:42:55 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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To: moose07
Located...


4,919 posted on 08/01/2013 8:09:20 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
Hmmm, that will take more than T-cut to buff out that mess.
Bob Ballard will be busy for a long time to come.
I would like him to look for the Cornwall and Dosetshire.
Um...Jam and Cream sponge cakes...in the Indian Ocean.
4,920 posted on 08/01/2013 8:21:27 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. This is not the post you are looking for ....move along now....)
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