Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Mornings seem to be coming a little early lately. b
Well, officially, morning starts at 12:00 a.m. I’m usually not up and cleaning at that point, though.
I had another rough night. Ungh.
All I want to do is SLEEP!!! Wah!
Thanks for the cyoot!
Good morning, y'all!
You had my share of Bismarcks. I don’t like them.
I’ll take lemon-filled anything!
But I didn’t have any.
” I had more weird dreams but perhaps it had something to do with eating four lemon-filled bismarcks before bedtime. “
That “sinking” feeling....I know it well.
LOL!
Now that at least deserves a ...
GROAN!!
Yes, it did.
Bill ruined Naptime by slamming the kitchen cabinets. I’ll get back at him somehow. Now I’m going to take Pat and Sally to the pool, and then go to the vegetable stand and see what there is.
” Now that at least deserves a ...
GROAN!! “
It needn’t have been that big, NC......
Umm.. well then, how about this..
GROAN
Muuuuuuuuuuch better!
The one on the bottom has less calories...
*snort*
LOL!
Thanks!
Nice clouds. I ate all the leftover broccoli. I also made tomato-cucumber soup with the crummy little tomatoes from our garden. I got some better tomatoes at Terry Simpson’s. Old Terry was there, and he sold me some very nice South Carolina cantaloupe from a load that just arrived this morning.
Looks like it’s going to storm. I said I’d pick Sally and Pat up at the pool at 4:00, but I think I’ll go now!
I made cinnamon rolls this morning, just because I had to before the expiration date crept up on me.
So now I’ll repent.
It’s supposed to be 107 and dry today. Nice! I may or may not get the truck back until tomorrow. And tomorrow is payday. Ungh.
Easy come, easy go! NOT!
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