Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Frank will need to learn that static analysis is fraught with peril, lest he become a dysfunctional citizen, and have to rely on government employment and largesse for his sustenance.
They run, they jump, they crash. Especially Frank.
I read him a book about a toad, and he feels better now.
He can knock himself silly and be “disabled,” if he tries hard enough.
He’ll be able to take over for John Kerry, when John gets too old.
I have joy to share w/you! Earthwoman was delighted to get the zucchini, maters and onions! Her zucchini has been attacked by squash bugs (bah! humbug! drat!). Fortunately, we brought her enough to cook and serve her family tonight! Praise J! How wonderful to bring joy to one who brings so much joy to others! Yahoo! (Rant over. Thanks for listening. Spinach smoothie? Well, his heart is in the right place!) I told her about ‘Face’s recipe for zucchini horses’ doovers, but she’s attached to her time-tested recipes so I guess I’ll have to make the zucchini bites and drop some off immediately after making them! (That’s what I do with the fried Italian donuts. I make them on the morning of our visit.) I wish I could share our harvest w/you and yours! It would be so much fun!
How’s Elen doing w/her driving lessons?
We still have kale growing in the greenhouse! I plan to make a quiche out of it.
Add a little nutmeg to it and it is not so bad.
Thank you!
The other was a three day hunger strike in preference to putting bell pepper near my face.
Indeed.
In case anyone cares, the Chicago White Sox are 25 games below .500
I should pick all my tomatoes and whatever else is growing and make soup again. It rained again. The arugula was looking stressed, but now it will be back on the attack.
Congratulations on the successful delivery of zucchini. I’m surprised there hasn’t been any at Weight Watchers: sometimes people bring in the overflow of their gardens.
Elen hasn’t driving since last Friday. Maybe she can drive somewhere this weekend.
Oooooh! Eben moar cyoot!
Love the baskit full of cyoot as well, T-c!
Good morning.
Good morning. A place for everything, and everything in its place.
Happy August! I’m always pleasantly surprised to have achieved another month.
Invigorating! Maybe Elen could learn to play this.
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