#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[Tax-chick]

Break a leg. Are you the baptizee?

[no-to-illegals]

ee and er

[Tax-chick]

I’m a little confused about how that would work, but I’m very pleased for you and I hope it’s a tremendous experience. I remember my baptism only vaguely (I was shy of 2 at the time), but my husband was 30 when he was baptized and it was a big deal.

[no-to-illegals]

baptized many years ago ... and tomorrow will only be out to break a leg. Will not change my posting style nor shall I go and be a blog. Will seek to make a point tomorrow. Having never made a point before ... maybe, just maybe tomorrow will be different and a bit similar.

[Tax-chick]

If baptism results in one’s making a point, that could be could. My children are all baptized, and yet, point-making is a weakness. It could be genetic, but not on my side.

[no-to-illegals]

I doubt that you have anything other than great children. Great parents are wonderful and am certain you are a great parent. So when you say ... point-making is their weakness ... pardon me ... I'll remain doubtful of your stated point.

[Tax-chick]

Bathroom-clearing and dish-washing are also weaknesses. And Job-getting, except for Anoreth. But otherwise, all quite wonderful, in a “Physics? That’s for weaklings!” way.

[no-to-illegals]

LOL ... may your remain hours awake tonight be joyful and may the rustling of little feet not keep you awake. Sleep Well ... till morning.

[Tax-chick]

[JoeProBono]

[Silentgypsy]

Lol! A wonderful, wet morning here! Gonna see if Earthwoman would like some veggies today. Have a great day, y’all!

[no-to-illegals]

Morning everyone. From the words, at and with the kittah, may I eat first or is placing words to screen called regurgitation?

[no-to-illegals]

Human playing real head banging music.

[no-to-illegals]

Few humans are talented and speak few words like Joe’s talent. I, for one, speak too many words and pray for talent. I can handle being told to shut up should the day bring such.

[Tax-chick]

LOL! Good morning. Drizzling a bit here.

[Monkey Face]

With my truck still being utilized elsewhere, I was going to walk to Walmart this morning to see if they carried aloe vera juice, but I woke up feeling more tired than when I went to bed, so I’m thinking walking is not a good idea.

*sigh*

I may just end up being a slug for most of the day, doing sluggy things.

[Tax-chick]

Howya! I would like some veggies. Bill is making a spinach smoothie. Unnngh.

[Monkey Face]

That gato is a glutton for punishment.

[Tax-chick]

I recommend sluggy things. I will soon be taking Vlad and Frank to their very exciting swimming lessons. Elen can come and do some exercise-type activity.

[Monkey Face]

Where in the world did Bill learn to like spinach smoothies? *GACK*