#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[TheOldLady]

We have bacon cheeseburgers every other Saturday night, or so.

Nothing like that, though. Two burgers, each consisting of one patty, cheese, three rashers, mayo, pickle, catsup, fresh onion slice, and an onion bun for Bryan.

I get one patty, the low-carb version, without the bun, catsup, and onion.

Onions contain a simply amazing amount of sugar.

[moose07]

Strange,since i’ve been on this weird low everything (no fun) diet, that burger no longer looks appetizing.
Not long ago there would have been a mad scramble to the fridge to recreate an edifice in said burger's likeness.

[moose07]

"The Hood is in three large parts and a bunch of debris.."

That's what happens when your companion ways are stuffed full of propellant charges from one end of the ship to the other.
I was informed by a family member,who was there, that this was common practice up until the Hood went 'pop'.

"finding sponge cake in the Indian Ocean"

I bet Bob Ballard just doesn't like sponge cake ...so he's not looked for it.
Wonder if 'Alvin' likes sponge cake?

[Monkey Face]

That sounds like a low cholesterol diet, and I don’t envy you. Though I have no problem with mine, my daughter (adopted) had to be monitored quite closely when she was a child, as her birth mother died of a heart attack at the age of 33, from a severe cholesterol problem.

It was easier to put the entire family on the diet than it was to make a separate meal for her, so we all ate low everything food. However, the one thing I refused to eat was margarine. Gimme that BUTTER!

I hope your diet is only a temporary thing.

*hug*

[Monkey Face]

I can’t recall when the last time was that I had a bacon cheeseburger, but I think it must be time for one... :o])

[moose07]

Hi ‘Face...(((Hug)))

The Diet has be ‘Mediterraneanised’ so it is actually quite tasty.
Lots of fresh veg ,fish, a little pasta,etc.
Largely it is just no red meat and eggs only once a week.
Processed food has also been removed (dodgy sugars).
The amusing thing is although my BP has dropped and the cholesterol has dropped, my weight has gone up slightly.

[no-to-illegals]

Hi everyone ... A Song ... What difference Does It Make ... by the Smiths ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBStJbfHQeE ... what misinterpretation? I’m not gone yet ... YA! Thanks, everyone.

[no-to-illegals]

Hi moose ... you’all should be on A Lert.

[Monkey Face]

I could live on something like that, but I would need the red meat...I’m such a carnivore. I don’t do fish. Once a year, maybe, I might, but as a rule, no.

Your weight will stabilze back to normal, I promise.

[moose07]

Everybody has one of those Lerts these days ,very popular.

What have you detected, N-T-I ?

[no-to-illegals]

sameness.

[Mr. K]

Do you still eat bread and wheat (pasta) ?

I cut out bread and my life changed

I eat a meat and vegetable diet and i have lost 40 punds and feel better than I have in years

Supplements help too- turmeric especially but i take about a dozen and feel in my 30’s again (that’s a huge improvement)

[moose07]

My favourite is Red Cabbage soaked in Apple juice.
I think it a Polish creation, but is gorgeous.
Beetroot juice.

[no-to-illegals]

Perfume ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biMO46z_VSY

[moose07]

That is disturbing!
Nothing going on...
Must be operating under a cloak of secrecy.
Thanks for the warning!

[no-to-illegals]

Good Luck moose.

[Monkey Face]

I eat so little bread it may as well not even be offered in the stores. I do like pasta, but I like it al dente. Mostly meat and vegetables for me, as well, but that’s because I’m hypoglycemic, and have been since I was a very short person.

[null and void]

I have curcumin (the active ingredient in turmeric) on order. I enjoy bread too much to forgo it entirely.

[Monkey Face]

Well, I can’t say as I’ve ever tried red cabbage and apple juice, but it can’t be all bad...

[moose07]

Howdy Mr. K.

“wheat”
The pasta is Corn pasta.
“Bread”
Long ago abandoned.
You are right about feeling younger,but there is something else going on here with the weight.
“ turmeric “
Cook with it all the time after noticing a difference years ago.