Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Ah well, it was worth a try.
Thank you very much!
Awesome spot!
Morning!
Yes, it is. I’m ready for it to be naptime already.
I suppose you would be after having cleaned and laundered the earth....
And I went to J.C. Penney.
Which reminds me... When is your eye surgery again?
I didn’t have raccoon eyes when I got the name Monkey Face...LONG before Al Gore invented the internet!
It’s from a Cary Grant movie...Suspicion...
September 28 is the date for the eye surgery.
I walked to Walmsrt and took a cab home, which I really resented, but because I was in and done before customer service opened, I had to walk down to 7-11 to get money orders...
Ungh....the heat and the hill...everything is downhill from here, which means it’s uphill on the way home.
The trip to Wally World was early, as I wanted to make that walk before the sun came up. I didn’t have that luxury on the way to get the money orders.
I’m exhausted by your diligence!
The city is building sidewalks on the main road between here and the Walmart. When it’s done ... someday ... we can walk there.
Necessity is the mother of walking! LOL!
I couldn’t afford a taxi both ways, and the bus only comes FROM Walmart. At this end of the route, it makes a circle from Walmart back to about 1/2 mile east of Walmart as it heads west, but it passes across the street from this complex, so if I don’t have too much, I can take the bus home. This time, it was bulky stuff.
No one I know is up at the unthinkable hours I am, nor could they function as well, so I do what I need to do. It is going to be a long day, for sure.
The Dover Sampler is SHARK WEEK!!!
I printed some of the shark pictures.
That was my first thought as well. The oceans are full of stuff, dust, plant parts, old Mafia bosses, and other trash.
So did I! LOL! I may color some soon, though I think they would be more fun in the stained glass format.
BACONBACONBACON! NOMNOMNOMNOM!!!
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