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A Buddhist calls in an order for a pizza. The guy on the phone asks him what toppings he’d like and the Buddhist says, “Make me one with everything.”
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To get to the other sty. |
Package tape?
True; A farmer calls in an ad for the local paper. It read
FOR SALE 2026 pigs. ‘
The farmer was selling 2 sowa and twenty six pigs.
Q. How can you tell there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?
A. Foot prints in the butter.
Q. How can you tell there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A. You can hear them talking.
Q. How can you tell there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A The refrigerator door is ajar.
Q. How many elephants can you fit into a Volkswagen Cabriolet?
A. 4....but you have to have the top down.
Q. How can you tell there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A. There’s a Volkswagen Cabriolet parked in front of your house.
That’s it folks...try the veal, it’s the best in town.
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Four people get on at the first stop. Seven people get on at the next stop and three people get off. Twelve people get on at the next stop and two people get off. Ten people get on at the next stop and five people get off. Six people get on at the next stop and half the people who got on at the previous stop get off. What is the bus driver's name? |
Same newspaper, different day
An article gave all the details of an local girls who had been sexually attacked. It was followed by a story about a large social gathering...
The headline between the two:
A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL!
A priest, a giraffe, and a pygmy walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them, and says, “What is this, some sort of f***ing JOKE???!?”
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A baby seal walked into a club.
A baby seal walks into a club...
There are only 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really IS a dog.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they’re ugly...and they stink.
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Descartes boarded the plane and fastened his seat belt. A few minutes after takeoff the stewardess asked him, “Sir, would you like something to drink?”
Descartes replied: “Hmm... I think not.”
Then he disappeared.