Q. How can you tell there’s an elephant in your refrigerator?
A. Foot prints in the butter.
Q. How can you tell there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A. You can hear them talking.
Q. How can you tell there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A The refrigerator door is ajar.
Q. How many elephants can you fit into a Volkswagen Cabriolet?
A. 4....but you have to have the top down.
Q. How can you tell there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A. There’s a Volkswagen Cabriolet parked in front of your house.
That’s it folks...try the veal, it’s the best in town.
My car tells me that my door is a jar. It’s not a jar, it’s a door. Stupid car.