True; A farmer calls in an ad for the local paper. It read
FOR SALE 2026 pigs. ‘
The farmer was selling 2 sowa and twenty six pigs.
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down late at night in front of a farm house. The salesman goes up and knocks on the door and asks the farmer if he could spend the night until the local mechanic can come out and fix it the next day.
The farmer says, “Sure, but you’ll have to share a room with my gay son.”
The salesman says, “Wait a minute.....I’m in the wrong joke.”