[I see my hands]

Name one thing that is black and white and read all over. Name three things that are black and white and red all over.

[Never on my watch]

Name one thing that is black and white and read red all over.

Obama

[UCANSEE2]

Name one thing that is black and white and read all over.

A Bible.

Name three things that are black and white and red all over.

Three nuns falling down the stairs because they were reading their Bibles.