1 posted on
01/31/2012 5:07:06 PM PST by
OKSooner
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To: OKSooner
Special Operations Team, huh?
You know I have a funny feeling that DOGS will soon start doing this, also.
Ya know?
2 posted on
01/31/2012 5:08:45 PM PST by
gaijin
To: OKSooner
An autopsy reveals a strange but true case of a man dead after shooting himself four times in the head. More range time...
3 posted on
01/31/2012 5:08:57 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
To: OKSooner
Police say the ex-wife might’ve been trying to wrestle the gun away from Moses when he accidentally shot himself in the chest. As for the next four shots, they say he did those on his own.
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Bull cheese. If the cops are buying this woman’s story - then I need to see them about a bridge in Brooklyn I’m trying to sell.
4 posted on
01/31/2012 5:10:43 PM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(Newt or else. What part of "Join or Die" don't you understand?)
To: OKSooner
Quite the most determined case of suicide I've ever seen!
Etiam non princeps sed usque ad genua, Principis Pacis!
Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name.
5 posted on
01/31/2012 5:13:27 PM PST by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
To: OKSooner
Unless he was holding a machine gun, I don’t see how this can happen. Forensics would prove the angle of the entry wounds. If an ME ever came to me and said “He shot himself in the head four times”, my reply would be “Try again”.
6 posted on
01/31/2012 5:13:44 PM PST by
OrangeHoof
(Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)
To: OKSooner
He’s definitely two-upped Vince Foster and all those other victims of Arkancides who used to shoot themselves two times in the head behind their left ear using their right hand!
9 posted on
01/31/2012 5:17:14 PM PST by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: OKSooner
“Man Shot Himself 3 Times In the Head and Lives. The Fourth Shot Killed Him” That is how I would have writtent the headline.
To: OKSooner
12 posted on
01/31/2012 5:18:45 PM PST by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: OKSooner
The Beretta 93R is a slicked up version of the M92 that has a three shot burst setting. I could fathom three self inflicted rounds with one of those, but four?
Things that make you go, "Hmmmmmmmmmm....."
13 posted on
01/31/2012 5:19:09 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: OKSooner
first shot himself under the chin. That bullet exited his face and went into the ceiling. They say he did that twice more with the same result. It just must not have been his time to die.
Then a fourth shot entered his neck, severed his spinal cord and killed him.
Oops, guess it was.
14 posted on
01/31/2012 5:20:27 PM PST by
Michael.SF.
(When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
To: OKSooner
I once tended to a dog that had been run over and then shot twice in the head. First bullet went between the mandibular bones and exited the mouth, missing the tongue. The second bullet went through the lateral canthus of the eye and exited just above the ramus. The owners, knowing they had botched the euthanasia, then called me and asked me to save the dog. She did fine. There was a little ataxia (staggering) because of the concussion from the auto and both bullet wounds took about five sutures total.
IMO the odds of a person botching a suicide are pretty good.
To: OKSooner
16 posted on
01/31/2012 5:21:04 PM PST by
FishinTX
(Annoy liberals, VOTE NEWT.)
To: OKSooner
He should have stuck a 12 gauge in his mouth. Works every time.
Of course you get a closed casket.
17 posted on
01/31/2012 5:21:25 PM PST by
Venturer
To: OKSooner
This story gives a whole new meaning to HOLY MOSES! 4 holes in this case...
To: OKSooner
20 posted on
01/31/2012 5:23:26 PM PST by
Libloather
(The epitome of civility.)
To: OKSooner
We enter this into the defense, your honor.
21 posted on
01/31/2012 5:25:58 PM PST by
Jane Long
(Soli Deo Gloria!)
To: OKSooner
23 posted on
01/31/2012 5:31:26 PM PST by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: OKSooner; fieldmarshaldj; Impy; GOPsterinMA
He must have terrible aim.
24 posted on
01/31/2012 5:31:41 PM PST by
Clintonfatigued
(A chameleon belongs in a pet store, not the White House)
To: OKSooner
This guy has GOT to be related to Vince Foster, at least by marriage.
31 posted on
01/31/2012 5:43:40 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
(FOREIGN AID: A transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries)
To: OKSooner
Were they all different calibre?
32 posted on
01/31/2012 5:46:17 PM PST by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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