[Venturer]

He should have stuck a 12 gauge in his mouth. Works every time.

Of course you get a closed casket.

[hampdenkid]

Actually, I used to know a guy in AA who stuck a 12 gauge in his mouth, pulled the trigger, and survived. Also stopped drinking.

[Max in Utah]

Of course you get a closed casket.

But hey, you can buy the shorter model and save a couple bucks.