Wife stops moose stomping with shovel

Anchorage Daily News ^ | January 23rd, 2012 | LISA DEMER

[Rio]

An agitated moose ran down and stomped a well-known Bush pilot from Willow, but he was saved when his wife grabbed a shovel from their pickup truck and whacked the big animal until it backed off.

[Rio]

Where else but FR does one go to keep up on the latest moose news?

[Billthedrill]

Never bring antlers to a shovel fight. BTT.

[bgill]

"I'll probably have a revolver," Taylor said. Then she stopped herself. She doesn't want to needlessly kill a wild animal. She'll have to think more on that.

She got lucky with the shovel. One would have thought they would have had a gun in the truck. She got lucky with the shovel. Husband v. moose is something to think about? Sounds to me like Mr. Taylor might have something to think about.

[blueunicorn6]

Whack-A-Moose? I’ve seen those games at Chuck-E-Cheese. Fast little rascals.

[ReneeLynn]

She’s 85! That moose got owned!

[SIDENET]

The moose then ran off and bit someone’s sister.

[blueunicorn6]

I tell you what, any woman who loves you enough to take on a moose to save your behind deserves a yacht or a mansion or a big diamond or something else expensive.

[razorback-bert]

I bet they had cheese in the truck.

[TheDon]

Life insurance on the husband must not have been that much...

[AnTiw1]

Moose Head Stew

Take one moose's head, skinned, and immerse in water with about four onions, carrots, celery, parsley, and any other vegetables you like. Cook until the meat begins to fall off, remove skull, add brown rice, a a little soy sauce or even a little A-1, complements the dark flavor. A dark dry burgundy would be good in the pot and by the plate.

[Mr. K]

If you put the carrots in and then cook the meat until it falls off the bone, the carrots would be a gushy mess

the carrots and vegetables go in only for the last 15 minutes

[TexasCajun]

A moose with a shovel on his head?

[OldCorps]

Uhhhh, is there a moose stomping epedemic occuring? Are women and children being hardest hit? Do we need to raise moose stomping awareness? You know, make up some gay pathetic little ribbon for clueless liberals to wear?

Run for your lives!!! The moose are stomping everyone up in here!!!

[Free Vulcan]

Keep a close eye on your sisters, apparently the moose have graduated from biting.

[Dr. Ursus]

I shot a moose in my Pj’s. Dang,I’ll never know how he got in my Pj’s!

[BoneHead]

Ha! That's a "Bush" pilot not a "bush" pilot? Would it be an "Airline" pilot? A "Crop-Duster" pilot? I don't think so...

I see that's the way it was in the Anchorage Daily News.

Regards
Bonehead

[Responsibility2nd]

An agitated moose ran down and stomped a well-known Bush pilot from Willow, but he was saved when his wife grabbed a shovel from their pickup truck and whacked the big animal until it backed off.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If I were the headline editor...

Agitated Moose gets Whacked Off after Stomping Bush pilot

[Radagast the Fool]

The moral of this story is...Don’t MOOSE with Alaska!
(ba da BOOM!)

(slinks off......)

[blueunicorn6]

Stinkin’ Democrat moose. Probably listened to Obama blaming Bush for everything.

[Albion Wilde]

Never bring antlers to a shovel fight.

Mega LOLs!