[OldCorps]

Uhhhh, is there a moose stomping epedemic occuring? Are women and children being hardest hit? Do we need to raise moose stomping awareness? You know, make up some gay pathetic little ribbon for clueless liberals to wear?

Run for your lives!!! The moose are stomping everyone up in here!!!

[Dr. Ursus]

I shot a moose in my Pj’s. Dang,I’ll never know how he got in my Pj’s!