An agitated moose ran down and stomped a well-known Bush pilot from Willow, but he was saved when his wife grabbed a shovel from their pickup truck and whacked the big animal until it backed off.
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If I were the headline editor...
Agitated Moose gets Whacked Off after Stomping Bush pilot
The moral of this story is...Don’t MOOSE with Alaska!
(ba da BOOM!)
(slinks off......)