[Daffynition]

>>"PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB. This means YOU. I am BUSY. The next salesman, Jehovah's Witness, Port Richey especially, any ADT representative, will be greeted with a loaded shotgun. Ring my door bell or knock on my door at your own risk. If I blast you, you have nobody to blame but yourself."<<

[Callahan]

I use a compound bow. It’s more sporting.

[Responsibility2nd]

Floriduh.

‘nuff said.

[cardinal4]

Dog sh#t in my yard=justifiable homicide..

[skeeter]

The lady down the street used to walk her dog over to my lawn for a crap every morning, then walk him home. After awhile the shotgun option seems pretty common sensical.

[silverleaf]

This used to happen to me in Florida!

Jerks actually tried to be nonchalant and pleasant while waiting for leashed Buffies to defecate on our newly groomed lawn. It was always guys, with little yappers.

Who hasn’t fantasized about blasting the jerk who brings his dog over to potty in your yard?

I have restrained myself to mere poo flinging back into the jerk’s yard- I guess I’m lucky I don’t have a criminal record for poo flinging

[Savage Beast]

The American people are going to have lots of BAD DAYS if they don't come to their senses--and fast!--and vote DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS OUT OF OFFICE!

THE DEMOCRAT PARTY IS DECADENCE--AND DECADENCE IS BAD.

MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE:

You like poverty? You like violence? You like disease? You like bedbugs? You like starving children?

Just keep the Democrats in office and you'll have lots more--of all this and much worse!

That's what Decadence means.

[Savage Beast]

MESSAGE TO REPUBLICANS WHO'RE THINKING ABOUT "SITTING THIS ONE OUT" OR "VOTING FOR A THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE" OR NOT VOTING "IF __________ (fill in the blank) IS/ISN'T NOMINATED":

You like poverty? You like violence? You like disease? You like bedbugs? You like starving children?

You like America in decline?

You like a weak defense?

You want a disarmed American public?

You want the abolition of the Constitution?

You want more 9/11s?

You want your grandchildren paying more debt?

You want Big Brother's "Knock on the door at midnight"?

You want a complete collapse of the economy?

You want the U.S.A. to fall?

Just "sit this one out" or "vote for a third party candidate" or "don't vote" and you will keep the Democrats in office and you'll have lots more--of all this and much, much worse!

That's what not voting the Democrats out of office means!

[Joe 6-pack]

WOOOF!

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[JoeProBono]

[GoldenPup]

Pick up the poop in a paper bag.
Put paper bag on offender's front poarch.
Light paper bag with a match and run.
You know what the guy answering door is going to do when he sees the burning bag on his pourch...right??

[GreenLanternCorps]

Whatever happened to rock salt?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t there non-lethal loads you can put in a shotgun to scare off a trespasser?

[ladyvet]

Totally understand the frustration. Living in a rural area many of my neighbors think it's fine to let your dogs out to roam. The red rider BB gun works fine in scaring the crap out of them somewhere else.

[freebilly]

She pointed the gun at a 55-year-old man and his two granddaughters, ages 2 and 11 months, who had been searching for the dog after it escaped its fence, a report states. They found the dog in front of Jackson's home

Why are individuals on this thread quick to celebrate someone pointing a shotgun at a guy and his 2 year old and 11 month old granddaughters out looking for their escaped dog? If someone did that to me and my grandkids there might of could be an arson fire at her house later that evening....

[chris_bdba]

I’d love to find the person who allows their dog to cr@p in the drive way right beside our car door.GRRRR that person I would be tempted to do that to!

[TASMANIANRED]

There is a better way of handling this that doesn’t involve the cops or a gun.

Long after dark, pick up the poo, return it to the owners.

On the steps, the door handles, the door handle of the car, the mirrors and the windshield.

[khnyny]

It's actually more interesting to me to read these comments on FR...apparently most posters are just as bat sh*t crazy as the gun toting, menopausal beatch.

[Rebelbase]

The evolution of societal rudeness:

1930’s: “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog!”

2010’s: “I’m gonna shoot you and that dog.”