[skeeter]

The lady down the street used to walk her dog over to my lawn for a crap every morning, then walk him home. After awhile the shotgun option seems pretty common sensical.

[CPOSharky]

The lady down the street used to walk her dog over to my lawn for a crap every morning, then walk him home.

If you know where she lives, why not deliver the poop back to her. It's up to you how and where it is placed.