This used to happen to me in Florida!
Jerks actually tried to be nonchalant and pleasant while waiting for leashed Buffies to defecate on our newly groomed lawn. It was always guys, with little yappers.
Who hasn’t fantasized about blasting the jerk who brings his dog over to potty in your yard?
I have restrained myself to mere poo flinging back into the jerk’s yard- I guess I’m lucky I don’t have a criminal record for poo flinging
Fling it just above their front door on the roof or next to their bedroom window.
>>>>I have restrained myself to mere poo flinging back into the jerk’s yard-
There was a day when I would save the poo in a paper bag until I had enough to cover the entire bottom. Wait till dark and take the paper bag to the neighbors front door. Set it on fire , ring the door bell, and run like hell.
I was 8 or 10 I believe and had the clean up detail for our own dog. Neighbors dog would drop a few tootsie rolls on our sidewalk! and it would toast me when the owner would ease on by like it wasn’t his dog. You know who had to clean it up.
I have since grown up :) Have the yard wired and 6 cameras watching the perimeter.