Dog doo prompts Pasco woman to pull out shotgun, deputies say

St Pete Times ^ | Erin Sullivan

[Daffynition]

PORT RICHEY — Debra Jackson was tired of a neighbor's dog defecating in her yard, authorities say.

So when she saw the dog and his owner Wednesday afternoon, she grabbed her shotgun.

"I'm having a bad day," said Jackson, 50, according to a Pasco County Sheriff's Office report. "I'm gonna shoot you and that dog."

[Titan Magroyne]

I swear, I first read your post 18 a good half hour ago, and I still laugh till I’m out of breath every time I look at it.

You. Are. Awesome.

[khnyny]

It's actually more interesting to me to read these comments on FR...apparently most posters are just as bat sh*t crazy as the gun toting, menopausal beatch.

[khnyny]

Yes, extremely odd...see my post #62...

[momtothree]

“... I still laugh till I’m out of breath...”

Welcome to my crazy life! I really, really try to set a good example to my kids but sometimes.... crazy just takes over. My husband likes to say that sometimes I “get my Mick up” (my Irish side). If you could have seen my kids laughing like crazy....

[Rebelbase]

The evolution of societal rudeness:

1930’s: “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog!”

2010’s: “I’m gonna shoot you and that dog.”