Posted on 12/16/2011 6:23:11 AM PST by Daffynition
I use a compound bow. It’s more sporting.
Floriduh.
‘nuff said.
Dog sh#t in my yard=justifiable homicide..
The lady down the street used to walk her dog over to my lawn for a crap every morning, then walk him home. After awhile the shotgun option seems pretty common sensical.
Ouch! She had a bad day, alright. Menopause can be an ugly thing...
This used to happen to me in Florida!
Jerks actually tried to be nonchalant and pleasant while waiting for leashed Buffies to defecate on our newly groomed lawn. It was always guys, with little yappers.
Who hasn’t fantasized about blasting the jerk who brings his dog over to potty in your yard?
I have restrained myself to mere poo flinging back into the jerk’s yard- I guess I’m lucky I don’t have a criminal record for poo flinging
The thing to do is collect all the poo and throw it back on the offenders porch.
THE DEMOCRAT PARTY IS DECADENCE--AND DECADENCE IS BAD.
MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE: Just keep the Democrats in office and you'll have lots more--of all this and much worse! That's what Decadence means.You like poverty? You like violence? You like disease? You like bedbugs? You like starving children?
The first time..
Go out in the yard and pour hot bacon grease over the poops. The next time the dog comes back, he’ll recycle them for you. :D
You like poverty? You like violence? You like disease? You like bedbugs? You like starving children?You like America in decline?
You like a weak defense?
You want a disarmed American public?
You want the abolition of the Constitution?
You want more 9/11s?
You want your grandchildren paying more debt?
You want Big Brother's "Knock on the door at midnight"?
You want a complete collapse of the economy?
You want the U.S.A. to fall?
Just "sit this one out" or "vote for a third party candidate" or "don't vote" and you will keep the Democrats in office and you'll have lots more--of all this and much, much worse!
That's what not voting the Democrats out of office means!
Fling it just above their front door on the roof or next to their bedroom window.
LOL!
“... collect all the poo and throw it back...”
I will admit to a not so nice “Mom moment”. Some years back, there was a woman who would allow her poodle to relieve himself on people’s driveways. I was returning from a shopping trip and saw her standing in the middle of my driveway and Fluffy doing the relieving thing. I actually had to wait to drive up my own driveway! Then she starts to walk away and left a huge pile for me. Okay.... here is where I had one of those “you lost your mind” moments. I stopped the car, picked up the seething mass in my hands and yelled, “YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!!!” and then threw it at her. The poop hit her white jacket and her white poodle. (My kids were laughing themselves sick). Not one of my better Mom days!
I live in Pinellas, Pasco’s high-brow sister, and I agree that Pasco is the armpit of west central Florida.
They are, however, getting better, esp. in the eastern parts of the county. Most of the trash lives west of US 19.
>>>>I have restrained myself to mere poo flinging back into the jerk’s yard-
There was a day when I would save the poo in a paper bag until I had enough to cover the entire bottom. Wait till dark and take the paper bag to the neighbors front door. Set it on fire , ring the door bell, and run like hell.
I was 8 or 10 I believe and had the clean up detail for our own dog. Neighbors dog would drop a few tootsie rolls on our sidewalk! and it would toast me when the owner would ease on by like it wasn’t his dog. You know who had to clean it up.
I have since grown up :) Have the yard wired and 6 cameras watching the perimeter.
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