“... collect all the poo and throw it back...”
I will admit to a not so nice “Mom moment”. Some years back, there was a woman who would allow her poodle to relieve himself on people’s driveways. I was returning from a shopping trip and saw her standing in the middle of my driveway and Fluffy doing the relieving thing. I actually had to wait to drive up my own driveway! Then she starts to walk away and left a huge pile for me. Okay.... here is where I had one of those “you lost your mind” moments. I stopped the car, picked up the seething mass in my hands and yelled, “YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!!!” and then threw it at her. The poop hit her white jacket and her white poodle. (My kids were laughing themselves sick). Not one of my better Mom days!
You are awesome!
I beg to differ.
“YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!!!!”
ROFLMAOPIMP!
LOL! I love it! It was too one of your better Mom days!! I think everyone involved, including the dog, learned a lesson that day. I’m still giggling...
Good aim.
I bet it solved the problem too.
“...picked up the seething mass in my hands and yelled...”
You really are nuts!
Remind me never to shake your hand....