“...picked up the seething mass in my hands and yelled...”
You really are nuts!
Remind me never to shake your hand....
Yes.... I went nuttier than a squirrel turd. You have to understand though.. for weeks, I had been cleaning up those piles. Plus, whenever the kids played in the front yard, they tracked dog poop inside. Then I had to wash/scrub those little sneakers. I think it was the woman’s “nonchalant” attitude of making me wait while her dog finished pooping in my driveway. I will say this... we didn’t have any more poop! LOL!!!