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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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To: Lazamataz
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posted on
04/02/2011 9:44:29 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
To: Lazamataz
Action speaks louder than words.....
222
posted on
04/02/2011 9:49:05 AM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
To: Fast Moving Angel; Mr. Silverback; wxgesr
It was an April Fools joke!
223
posted on
04/02/2011 12:20:43 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The Democrat Party is Communist. The Republican Party is Socialist. The Tea Party is Capitalist.)
To: Lazamataz
224
posted on
04/02/2011 2:07:19 PM PDT
by
wxgesr
(I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
To: Lazamataz
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk ... power’s back on here in FLA ...................... FRegards
225
posted on
04/02/2011 7:38:04 PM PDT
by
gonzo
( Buy more ammo, dammit! You should already have the firearms .................. FRegards)
To: Lazamataz
226
posted on
04/02/2011 8:00:26 PM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
To: Lazamataz; TheOldLady; Slings and Arrows
THAT is the Laz I expect to see!
Smoke, flames...though I would expect some mirrors, too.
;o)
227
posted on
04/02/2011 11:46:16 PM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
To: paulycy
To: cynwoody
A proper hit must be paced correctly. Ohhhh... that's very good. Or bad. I'm not sure which is more appropriate. But it's excellent either way. ;0)
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posted on
04/03/2011 4:55:33 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: Lazamataz
Are you “Hitting” the closet?
To: Liz
He's trying to figure out how Pam gets in and out of this bathing suit. The Old Laz could care less how she got INTO that suit. :-)
To: CharlesWayneCT
Watch me confuse everyone.
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posted on
06/18/2011 10:52:47 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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