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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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To: Lazamataz
I deleted all my porn, too.
"Hah. A likely story."
81
posted on
04/01/2011 5:47:03 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: Pan_Yan; Lazamataz; dead
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
You're dead to me.PING
82
posted on
04/01/2011 5:47:58 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Laz won't hit it!)
To: SERE_DOC; Lazamataz
being old school... There is a real old school remedy from the early 60s.
I have given up wine, women and song!
From now on it is Metracal, the same old gal, and 'Sing along with Mitch' [Mitch Miller]
83
posted on
04/01/2011 5:48:09 AM PDT
by
Dustoff45
(The current POTUS is so temporary that FR does not even show his name in their dictionary)
To: Lazamataz
Laz would not hit that.
To: Lazamataz
Easy for him to say!!
What ever are his wife, his three mistresses, the gals down at the "club" and the 3 sheep gonna do, huh?
Why oh why does he have to punish them, huh?
Or is this April 1st????
To: Lazamataz
Laz would not hit that.
To: PGalt
OK
87
posted on
04/01/2011 5:50:38 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
To: Lazamataz
...I deleted all my porn, too.
88
posted on
04/01/2011 5:50:52 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Laz won't hit it!)
To: Liz
Laz must be busy collecting the pictures on this thread. Laz what you doing there?
89
posted on
04/01/2011 5:50:57 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: WakeUpAndVote
I would not hit this either!!! Those damnable navel "thingys" keep getting caught in my.................!
Oh, never mind!
To: Lazamataz
Laz would not hit that.
To: Lazamataz
Laz, I don’t know how old you are, but I remember coming to a similar point in my life many years ago. In some ways, it was difficult but it was the point where my life started making sense, I found some peace, and led up to me meeting my wife.
Remember keep busy, make new friends and make a point of avoiding compromising situations.
Good luck.
92
posted on
04/01/2011 5:54:19 AM PDT
by
dangerdoc
(see post #6)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
I will stop “treating them as amusement parks” when they stop treating men as human wallets.
94
posted on
04/01/2011 5:56:26 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
To: Lazamataz
It’s a known fact that you hit on the women of Walmart!
95
posted on
04/01/2011 5:57:16 AM PDT
by
lonestar
(It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
To: no-to-illegals; Lazamataz
What's Laz doing here? He's trying to figure out how Pam gets in and out of this bathing suit.
96
posted on
04/01/2011 5:57:38 AM PDT
by
Liz
(A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Col Sanders.)
To: WashingtonSource
Breaking News out of a secret, undisclosed location, Bill Clinton has remarked, when informed of the news, “That more for me!”
97
posted on
04/01/2011 5:57:47 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: Lazamataz
My the Lord bless you and keep you. Amen
98
posted on
04/01/2011 5:59:55 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: WashingtonSource
More Breaking News, the State Department has released the following information ... Hillary is safe.
99
posted on
04/01/2011 6:02:57 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Please God, Bless and Protect Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
To: no-to-illegals
Either that or he didn’t check for the pod under the bed...
100
posted on
04/01/2011 6:05:16 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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